by Giggino November 17, 2005
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1. Support their team through non-stop singing (most important) and big displays (tifos) involving flags, banners, flares, smoke bombs, fireworks, balloons, ticker-tape and the like.
2. Fight against Modern Football which they feel hinders their ability to support their team properly. Ultras can be very confrontational towards stewards/police who try to prevent them from supporting their team.
Ultras, despite what Danny Dyer tries to tell you, are not the same as hooligans, although they aren't angels who just want to wave a few pretty looking flags around either.
Being an ultra is a way of life, it's 24/7. Punks are punks, goths are goths and ultras are ultras.
1. Support their team through non-stop singing (most important) and big displays (tifos) involving flags, banners, flares, smoke bombs, fireworks, balloons, ticker-tape and the like.
2. Fight against Modern Football which they feel hinders their ability to support their team properly. Ultras can be very confrontational towards stewards/police who try to prevent them from supporting their team.
Ultras, despite what Danny Dyer tries to tell you, are not the same as hooligans, although they aren't angels who just want to wave a few pretty looking flags around either.
Being an ultra is a way of life, it's 24/7. Punks are punks, goths are goths and ultras are ultras.
AVANTI ULTRAS!
by oioioioioioioi June 12, 2012
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by Randall's Child June 24, 2021
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by Darkynt October 23, 2005
Get the ultrasex mug.Usually afflicting fathers-to-be and men and women who haven't been through pregnancy yet, this is a visual/brain problem that prevents a person from seeing in an ultrasound image where the baby is when it's perfectly obvious to the doctor and pregnant mother-to-be. Sometimes, but always, the pregnant woman will suffer from this affliction as well. You should worry if the doctor has it too.
Doctor: "Aaand there's our little guy!"
Mom: "Awww, he looks so cute! Doesn't he look beautiful, hon?"
Dad: "I-I guess so... Where is he again?"
Doctor: See? That's his hand with his 4 little fingers and thumb and you can also see his fingernails. And if you squint real hard you can see the individual atoms making up his penis."
Mom: "See honey? See his little peenee?"
Dad: "What...? I- don't... Wha...?"
Doctor to Mom: "He must be suffering from ultrasound blindness. Perfectly normal for fathers-to-be and village idiots. He's just not as awesome as you and I."
*both doctor and mom then laugh at dad's expense*
Mom: "Awww, he looks so cute! Doesn't he look beautiful, hon?"
Dad: "I-I guess so... Where is he again?"
Doctor: See? That's his hand with his 4 little fingers and thumb and you can also see his fingernails. And if you squint real hard you can see the individual atoms making up his penis."
Mom: "See honey? See his little peenee?"
Dad: "What...? I- don't... Wha...?"
Doctor to Mom: "He must be suffering from ultrasound blindness. Perfectly normal for fathers-to-be and village idiots. He's just not as awesome as you and I."
*both doctor and mom then laugh at dad's expense*
by thePenciler February 24, 2010
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Shame, since they were rather damn good...even though you got weird looks in HMV when asking for their CDs.
Shame, since they were rather damn good...even though you got weird looks in HMV when asking for their CDs.
by OD Smith March 29, 2005
Get the ultraspank mug.A downloadable Internet proxy program that is the bane of high school Internet filters everywhere.
UltraSurf originated in 2003 as an anti-censorship program for Chinese Internet users. Its use in high schools began in 2008, but it exploded into popularity in early 2009 and quickly became a major issue for high schools, who are used to blocking traditional Internet-based proxies.
UltraSurf is perhaps best known for the golden lock icon that appears in the bottom right corner of the screen while the program is in use. Students will sometimes hide this movable icon behind the taskbar because it is so easily visible to teachers and administrators.
UltraSurf is almost impossible to block on school campuses because it is a downloadable program run off of a USB flash drive instead of a website that can be blocked through a filter. Like traditional proxies, it is used primarily to gain access to Facebook, Youtube, and other commonly blocked websites.
"Nerdy" students may gain instant popularity by proliferating the program to more popular students, though results may vary.
UltraSurf originated in 2003 as an anti-censorship program for Chinese Internet users. Its use in high schools began in 2008, but it exploded into popularity in early 2009 and quickly became a major issue for high schools, who are used to blocking traditional Internet-based proxies.
UltraSurf is perhaps best known for the golden lock icon that appears in the bottom right corner of the screen while the program is in use. Students will sometimes hide this movable icon behind the taskbar because it is so easily visible to teachers and administrators.
UltraSurf is almost impossible to block on school campuses because it is a downloadable program run off of a USB flash drive instead of a website that can be blocked through a filter. Like traditional proxies, it is used primarily to gain access to Facebook, Youtube, and other commonly blocked websites.
"Nerdy" students may gain instant popularity by proliferating the program to more popular students, though results may vary.
UltraSurf is so mainstream these days that even my teacher uses it to get on Facebook during lunch.
It's funny how the computer geeks became popular overnight just because they introduced those preps to UltraSurf.
It's funny how the computer geeks became popular overnight just because they introduced those preps to UltraSurf.
by Proxy master May 18, 2009
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