Using Player

A male who doesnt know how to treat a girl properly.

He always tends to:
-Get you to fall in love with him
-Say the right things when you're upset
-Talk about horny shit to you
-Etc.

Around his friends/your mutual friends he tends to:
-Ignore you
-Make it seem like you are invisible to him
-Makes it seem like you are unimportant to him
-Puts you down
-Says that you are uncool

These males usually go after the girls they know that like them and they talke all advantage of that they cannot controll themselves around these guys cuz they cant help but likeing them.

But all he really want is sex!

Girl: *Text* I cant keep this in for much longer... Can I tell u something? But u have to promise you wont let it affect our relationship!

Guy: I Promise!

Girl: I like you! I have liked you for a long time!

Guy: Oh im sorry, I don't feel the same way.

*Few Weeks Later*

(Making Sexual comments to girl. Examples: Your boobs look great in that shirt)

*Then*

(Guy tries to pressure girl into sexual intimacy. Examples: BJ's, HJ's, For him to suck on Breasts)

*Then The Girl thinks he is a Using Player but doesn't know what to do!*

by DrammaQueenGirl12 May 17, 2011

using Brandy's bed

Derived from the television show "Rock of Love" wherein a cast member said she needed to masturbate and she was going to "use Brandy's bed".

He didn't quite get me off so I am going to be "using Brandy's bed" tonight

by Alecca Jackson October 17, 2007

Using the force

Using a semi-circular motion with your hand to wipe crumbs off from the table.

McGillacutty made a mess while eating and he was running late For work; so he decided that using the force would save him time and that his wifey would be happy to mop it up later.

by Neuropsych January 15, 2017

Using the shitter

To have a bowel movement in a stall at a public restroom.

God damn it I have to use the shitter!
Where’s jimmy?
I think he’s using the shitter.

by father troll March 4, 2023

using my toothpaste

Someone who said they would stay for a couple of nights but what they actually meant was 3 weeks.

She came over and still hasn't left, she is totally using my toothpaste!

by Laurensky September 3, 2005

using buddy

"Using buddy" is a term used to describe an addict's primary partner in crime who is at the same level of addiction and decision making as the addict themself.

Using buddy can be a compliment among addicts "you are the best using buddy ever!", or a disparaging comment - for example if someone calls you a crack addict in a critical way because of your behavior, and you reply "fuck you, using buddy" to indicate they are the pot callint the kettle black.

by dancing panda April 19, 2009

Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road

1. (Idiom) Using a very complicated method or strategy when there is a simpler route that ends up with the same conclusion.

2. (Noun) A scientist in an insane asylum writing on the walls trying out figure out why the chicken crossed the road.

3. A question that has puzzled man for a very long time.

Ex:Using Mathematical Equations to find out why the chicken crossed the road

Lets see... The road is the variable y. x is the chicken...and w is the width of the road. Was the chicken hit by a car? Lets set that as variable q.

-46 Years Later-

Heh heh heh... So close to finishing!!! The chicken... crossed the road...because...

x=324897.453710599487105720982/23857105.3234 X 5^3489.245783-2433.452359157837598283994750175

y=45732658935/435 X 6^6.345722

w=2350701957303958.23095

q=23688.7853574545/534365645 X 235798^4364534577.3

He..he crossed the road... because...FFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

Who is THE Chicken? Who the fuck is he? Is he a fat chicken ? How fast was he going? (The scientist has now mentally gone insane)

by EvilHamster August 1, 2012