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universally fuckable

A person who is attractive to the enter gender spectrum
Yo Syd da kid is hot in so many ways and on so many levels to so many people; she is Universally fuckable .
by dwahzuercher April 2, 2021
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Universally Xi

Noun or Verb: A divine, cosmic goddess. One that can be challenged but always prospers; The act of Love in Female Form. Grounded in righteousness.
Example: “That woman is blessed! She has that Universally Xi vibe.”
by Exceptionalist July 23, 2022
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Down Universally

Down Universally is the ultimate version of being down bad. Being down universally is so low that it should only ever be used once in human lifetime. To say someone is down universally means that there is not one living being in this reality that the person in question wouldn't pursue. Being down universally is so indescribable that those who have reached such heights likely never lived to tell the story to others.

It is a category 4 of being down bad, not to be mistaken with category 2 down horrendous, and category 3 down cataclysmic
"What happened to John? I haven't seen him since Freshman year of college."
"That's right. He was erased from existence because he was down universally during the winter formal."
"Wait... who were we talking about?"
"Honestly I don't even remember."
by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021
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Circle of the Universally Nurturing Transcendental Sisterhood

AKA CUNTS, the secret women's -- er, womyn's -- organization for which all feminist organizations are either pawns or fronts. Their only serious adversary is the patriarchal Faithful Union of Christian Knighthood (FUCK), with whom they have struggled since time immemorial.
"Your sister is a cunt, dude."

"Shut up! That's CUNTS, the Circle of the Universally Nurturing Transcendental Sisterhood. And if she finds out you know she's a member, she'll kill you!"

"Huh?"
by Gahmuret July 5, 2006
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Universal WhirlWind

Universal WhirlWind is an athlete, musician, gamer and about to take the world by storm...coming soon!!!
I can’t wait to check out the athlete, gamer & musician ‘Universal WhirlWind’.
by UniversalWhirlWind March 30, 2021
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Percussive Universal Soundwave

A repetitious, unexplainable high frequency radio wave transmission received by earth from an unknown source/location within and/or outside our galaxy.

{From 1962 through 2016, 11 Interstellar Radio Mesessage projects (IRMPs) transmitted 50+ messages out across the universe from earth. In 1996, a unique happenstance occured when the convergence of sound wave files during a studio recording session for the band Vibe 45, revealed an anomaly in the form of a high frequency sound wave blip registering at an astonishing 180k Hz (detectable only by the Alosa Saspidissima aka the American Shad) through a customized Crappatoe transducer equipped with a panoramic floppycack jacker. The evidence file was shared with Dr. Chris Culvitude of Copenhagen for a forensic analysis. Dr. Culvitude disaggregated the wave structure using a four dimensional, parabolic floppycack translator and the results were astonishing. The blip unveiled irrefutable evidence of a Percussive Universal Soundwave, or P.U.S., which surreptitiously, included a complex linguistic code, patterned to form the following words: "We Want The Funk", an extraterrestrial response conveying Alien displeasure related to the 50+ boring messages sent, and a plea to the band members of Vibe 45 to send them some ball knocking, Parliament style grooves in the next transmission. Dr. Culvitude mysteriously disappeared in 2001 and his sound popping theory showcasing P.U.S. was never formally published.
1. Scientists recently detected a Percussive Universal Soundwave from an unknown source in the universe.

2. {Dr. Culvitude shows his floppycack package to D Dog of Vibe 45 and explains} "D Dog, you are not going to believe this. The blip is a Percussive Universal Soundwave, and, when I decrypted the pattern into language, you can actually hear alien voices chanting "We Want the Funk!!"
by Charitable Disguise January 8, 2020
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Common Universal Natural Tendency

How to say "Cunt" without making it obvious..
I was going to ask my girlfriend if would be OK for me to spend an evening out on the town getting shitfaced with the lads, but the Common Universal Natural Tendency of a woman does not approve of a man enjoying himself without her being there..
by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014
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