University of California Smokes Cannibis
University of Controlled Substances on Campus
University of California, Second Choice
Also known as University of California, Santa Cruz
We have more hippies than Berkeley.
Our mascot is a slimy yellow hermophrodidic mollusk.
Our athletics are all division 3 and we have no football team.
If you say that marijuana should remain illegal, we might stage a protest against you in Porter meadow but we'll probably be too high to notice that you said anything.
We're one of the least prestigious UCs.
We're awesome.
University of Controlled Substances on Campus
University of California, Second Choice
Also known as University of California, Santa Cruz
We have more hippies than Berkeley.
Our mascot is a slimy yellow hermophrodidic mollusk.
Our athletics are all division 3 and we have no football team.
If you say that marijuana should remain illegal, we might stage a protest against you in Porter meadow but we'll probably be too high to notice that you said anything.
We're one of the least prestigious UCs.
We're awesome.
Person 1: I'm going to UCSC this fall.
Person 2: I've heard its really weird there.
Person 1: Yeah but we have the best mascot.
Person 2: I've heard its really weird there.
Person 1: Yeah but we have the best mascot.
by proudslug June 24, 2009
by hmmmm September 30, 2003
A place where liberalism can spread like no other. If you aren't super far to the left, you could possibly be labeled as a racist, misogynistic, sexist, homophobic, prejudice, ass hole. The ironic part is, they are the ones that are judgmental. For the most part however, the education is good and so are the professors. Learn to like weed if you choose to go here, it's very common.
Moderately Conservative Student: Although I respect and acknowledge the fundamental rights of people and their liberties, I'm not sure about my stance on gay marriage.
UCSC Professor: You can take that unintelligent, prejudge statement and fuck yourself you judgmental piece of shit prick.
UCSC Professor: You can take that unintelligent, prejudge statement and fuck yourself you judgmental piece of shit prick.
by dj raymond October 14, 2011
by T-Jizzy May 03, 2005
Common misconception is that it stands for University of California Santa Cruz, however, it really is the United California Stoners Commune. 99% of the student body will fail a drug test at any given time. The campus reeks of weed. Everyone openly talks about smoking pot. Acid and mushrooms are also "acceptable" things to have loud conversations about in public.
The following took place at Harvey Beach in UCSC:
Crown tripper 1: "dude what did u get?"
Crown tripper 2: "i'd never heard of these drops, i've always got tabs but the guy was out"
crown tripper 1:"weak, did u get anything?"
crown tripper 2:*holds up ziploc bag* "these are gum drops laced with acid"
See also April 20th at porter field.
Crown tripper 1: "dude what did u get?"
Crown tripper 2: "i'd never heard of these drops, i've always got tabs but the guy was out"
crown tripper 1:"weak, did u get anything?"
crown tripper 2:*holds up ziploc bag* "these are gum drops laced with acid"
See also April 20th at porter field.
by MDMI March 01, 2009
by Cheah57 June 23, 2010
Where the animal mascot is the (fighting) Banana Slug, the vegetable mascot is 'Shrooms, and the mineral mascot has to be my old "Fraternity" Hall in Parkman - <i>Lamda Sigma Delta. </i> (Cowell '81)
I was tripping through the UCSC woods below Kresge and came across a humongous 'Nana Slug doing itself - they're hermaphroditic you know and their organ is as long as the creature.
by DirtCrashr November 03, 2007