U.B.Gs

Extraordinarily large glasses usually worn by your uncle or poor people. These glasses are often times much larger than the person's face. They have been known to lead to heavy indentations on the bridge of your nose.

background- Everyone has that uncle that wears those big ass glasses that are way too big for anyones good and covers their enite face. these are referred to as Uncle Big Glasses.

Damn, it's 2009 and Robert is still rockin those U.B.Gs, they big as HELL! You would think he would have upgraded to contacts by now.

by DaEaHo December 17, 2009

u/b/er-tard

a /b/ tard, or someone who has wasted their life away in the /b/ (random) section of 4chan image boards, who has evolved past poor grammar and a twisted sense of humor and has slowly drifted into a vegetative state where responses are only given to the mentioning of memes and the sight of inappropriate cartoons. (see rule 34)

Basically, a super /b/tard

Normal person: what's up?

u/b/er-tard: ...

Normal person: hello?

u/b/er-tard: ... ungh ...

Normal person: *sigh*... so I heard you like mudkips?

u/b/er-tard: lolz lolz lolz over 9,000!

by wow.... February 19, 2009

U.B.P.L.'s

1. Acronym for "Ultra Beefy Pussy Lips".

2. A beat-up, turned-out vagina that is usually accompained by a foul odor and/or taste.

You're gettin' it on with a chick that you've never been with before. You go down to drink from her natural spring of goodness only to notice that she has one of those vaginas that looks like someone reached up in there, pulled it inside out, and left it hanging. "Damn... that bitch has got U.B.P.L.'s!!!"

by Thunder80 September 23, 2010

U.B.I.S

uncontrollable butt itching syndrome

U.B.I.S is caused by wearing tight pants and a thong.

by cunt licking bitch September 10, 2011

U.B.L.O

Acronym: Unidentified Boyfriend-Like Object.

A term used to refer to a male of significance in your life whose relationship is vaguely or unclearly defined. See Also: U.G.L.O.

"So, are you dating him? You are together a lot."

"No, right now he's still an U.B.L.O."

by Demongrey August 28, 2012

U.B.L

Ultimate Bottle League. founded by messers Amott, Radnor, Foley, Patch and O'Kane. A ultra violent version of rugby with just a bottle, with just one goal: the bottle master. First team can be played 2 or 3 aside to 3 wins. Teams to beat: Melwoosh and Amott The Two M's Foley and O'Kane Exiles. Crappest player: Radnor

Let's play U.B.L

by patch February 12, 2003

U.B.B.B

The acronym for Ugly big belly bitches/ bitches that are ugly and Gabe a huge stomach that they can barley suck in

Charlie: yooo look at these chicks man

Me: they are all U.B.B.B

by hoeite trash November 17, 2017