The equivalent to a sugar mamma in the lesbian community. The reference to u-haul, as applied to lesbian slang, is already defined in this dictionary.
In a conversation between two lesbians, Lindsay would say, "I don't think Rosie O'Donnell is that attractive." Kim responds, "I don't either, but I'd date her because I'm broke and she's a golden u-haul."
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n. A word used to describe a large group of lesbians, similar to a herd of cattle or a school of fish. Derived from the joke: What do lesbians do on a second date? A: Rent a U-haul.
I was walking around the mall the other day when I was blindsided by a U-haul of lesbians. I followed them to Home Depot, though, and got some excellent home improvement tips.
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Get the U-haul lesbian mug.The nuclear option for breaking up with a live-in significant other. Take the day off and move all of their stuff out into the truck while they are at work and change the locks for the domicile. The “dirty bomb” variant is to pack a trailer instead of a truck and push it down a hill.
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