typewritering

when you pin someone down and pretend to type on their chest, you then slap them at the end of every line, like when using a typewriter.

Dude, you see that NERD let's typewriter his asss

What did you get suspended for?
Typewritering some NERD.
Bummer.

by helooaliiix June 18, 2009

typewriter

A device with a keyboard that makes slapping sounds when you try to use it to connect to the internet.

Typical usage by a teenager:

www.myspace.com
www.myspace.com
www.myspace.com
www.myspace.com

Jesus - this fucking piece of shit typewriter doesn't have wireless.

by Joshua James October 12, 2006

typewriter

a word typed with only the top row of the keyboard.

by Anonymous April 11, 2003

Typewritering

The action, at night, of lifting up your head and sweeping your pillow over, with your arm, to an area of lower temperature, much like a typewriter.

-'I couldn't fall asleep last night.'

-'Why?'

-'My pillow was really warm.'

-'Oh, you should try Typewritering.'

*BING*

by CrossProduct September 30, 2010

typewriter

poor man's computer

Typewriter is the reason behind the least effective keyboard layout ever devised becoming a standard. Also known as QWERTY it is the primary source of fingerjams on a computer keyboard.

by The Magnificent Bloke July 18, 2008

The Typewriter

A sex move in which the man (or lesbian lover) slaps his/her partner's breast and then tickles the nipple, akin to the motion made when reaching the end of the line on a typewriter. Also known as 'the slap and tickle'

'Yo bro did you crack out the typewriter'
'Yeah she likes it rough'
'Maybe I'll try the keyboard next...'

by LaurelAndHardy April 11, 2014

typewriter

A sexual position synonymous with the girl on top cowboy position. She has her hands down on the chest or stomach similar to how one would use a typewriter.

Her favorite sex position is the typewriter. She loves being on top.

by Roger Levelle July 09, 2005