Twob

A twob is someone of whom is the combination of a twat and knob. When one or the other just isn't enough, the term twob is the acceptable insult.

"That guy is a right twob."

"I hate that twob."

"Hey, isn't that the twob who stole your umbrella?"

by Max Headroom February 6, 2013

twobbing

The act of pleasuring a female with a frozen spatula. Very stimulating.

Erik: Dude I was totally twobbing Andrea the other day and then she farted. wtf. She also got frostbite.

by GUESSWH0 July 19, 2007

Twobs

Friends who are wannabe twins

Kim and Susan are such twobs

by osnapitzaseahorse June 19, 2016

Twob

A person who is a mix of a twat and a knob. Just a general dick!

Have you met Andy Day, he's such a twob

by Hashtagbitch June 7, 2014