Twob

A twob is someone of whom is the combination of a twat and knob. When one or the other just isn't enough, the term twob is the acceptable insult.

"That guy is a right twob."

"I hate that twob."

"Hey, isn't that the twob who stole your umbrella?"

by Max Headroom February 05, 2013

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twobbing

The act of pleasuring a female with a frozen spatula. Very stimulating.

Erik: Dude I was totally twobbing Andrea the other day and then she farted. wtf. She also got frostbite.

by GUESSWH0 June 21, 2007

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Kim and Susan are such twobs

by osnapitzaseahorse April 08, 2016

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A person who is a mix of a twat and a knob. Just a general dick!

Have you met Andy Day, he's such a twob

by Hashtagbitch June 07, 2014

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