Dependa-twat

Wives and Girlfriends of Members of the Military who think that just because they are WITH a Soldier that they are the same rank and are entitled to the same respect as their soldier.

if their soldier is a officer, the Dependa-twat thinks that everyone has to respect and salute them too

by Bishop2014 February 2, 2015

Twat-Banter

Twat-Banter.

Noun

The outward display of affection between two intimately friendly parties by extreme piss taking, savage in nature.

Usually characterised, and generally understood by the rule of thumb that the more offensive and deftly aimed that the ribbing is, the greater the respect or underlying fondness that exists.

"Sweet Jesus, Gwyneth! Your vagina is like a wizards sleeve!"

"Haha! Your twat-banter is on top form tonight Rupert."

by Lord Horatio Richards September 27, 2022

twat maggot

A skank willing to do anything for dope . Typically diseased.

I wouldn't mess with that twat maggot , you'll catch a std .

by imjustsayin33 April 8, 2019

twat

1) A derogatory term for a person whose behaviour is considered to be extremely or intolerably ignorant, obnoxious, offensive or moronic.
2) A vagina.

He is such a twat

by ds3882 August 28, 2017

Patchy twat

'Patchy' is any multi coloured horse and 'twat' meaning idiot, stupid or downright naughty pony, can also be written as one word 'patchytwat'

Tried riding today but my horse is being a right patchy twat

by Nupty dumpty December 13, 2020

Twat Knot

A Man bun (hair cinched up on top of the head, rolled into a very small ball).

The barrista hipster young dude at Starbuck$$ had a twat knot on his head.

by SweetPete SweetPete September 16, 2017

Tooth Tarnishing Twat

Someone who's breath smells so bad, not only does it disconcertingly resemble the oddly specific stench of a sweaty vagina, it also gives other people cavities.

*scrunches face in disgust* "Jesus Christ Bill, brush your teeth, you tooth tarnishing twat"

by The Insult Man February 4, 2021