A term used to describe any action that proverbially "kills two birds with one stone." Particularly, when one manages to defacate and masturbate in one solitary trip to the restroom.
by TimGraham November 6, 2008
Get the twobird mug.Two-bit is from early american times when money was sperated in "bits" equal to about 12.5 cents a piece, a common price for alot of items was two-bits, or 25 cents. Thus, an old-fashoined way of identifiyng someone as a 25-cent whore.
A guy walks in and sits down at a bar. The side of his face is bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, "What in the world happened to you, buddy?".
The guy says, "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore." "Yeah?" asks the bartender. "What did she do?"
"She hit me with her bag of quarters!"
The guy says, "Oh, I got in a fight with my girlfriend and I called her a two-bit whore." "Yeah?" asks the bartender. "What did she do?"
"She hit me with her bag of quarters!"
by Cody Stratton May 26, 2005
Get the two-bit whore mug.Two-Bit Mathews is a very underrated character from The Outsiders. He loves chocolate cake and Mickey Mouse. He always stands up for and protects his friends because they’re really like his family. He loves cracking jokes and causing trouble. He didn’t have enough screen time for you to really get to know him but in the time he did have he stole your heart for his personality and good looks.
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Get the two-bit hustler mug.Inflammation of the throat when the subject has eye contact with a woman. It is a rare disease named after Tobias Faulkner, the only known carrier of Tobitus. It is believed that the inflammation is caused by a crippling fear of women.
Tobitus is often confused with tenustraphobia, however Tobitus only occurs with eye contact.
Tobitus is often confused with tenustraphobia, however Tobitus only occurs with eye contact.
I can't talk to women, I have Tobitus.
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