two and a half men

One of the worst shows on television. Unfortunately, it has high idiot appeal, and therefore does well in the ratings.

A: Hey, you want to watch Two and a Half Men?

B: No that show's not funny. Let's re-watch Arrested Development instead.

by vandelayindustries January 17, 2011

Two and a half men

A threesome between two men and a transgender

My neighbor watches two and a half men

by Farquaadthelittle July 11, 2018

two and a half men

A sitcom on CBS that, like most sitcoms created by Peter Lorre, is successful despite being shamelessly uninnovative and completely predictable. In it, Charlie Sheen - playing himself, more or less - moves in with his dorky, recently divorced brother (played by Jon Cryer) to help him raise his son. Despite its low ambitions, it is an acceptable viewing choice if nothing else is on. However, its achievements cannot be ignored. Two and a Half Men gave Jon Cryer a role to be remembered for aside from Duckie in Pretty in Pink, and Charlie Sheen singlehandedly revived the popularity of the bowling shirt. Keep your expectations low and you'll probably enjoy it.

I only watched that episode of Two and a Half Men because it just happened to come on the channel I was watching and I couldn't find the remote. It wasn't bad though. Not great, but not bad, either.

by roundthewheel October 23, 2007

Two and a half men

A gay threescore where one member is either very short or a midget.

I was smashed last night. Way too many Jager shots. I woke up next to a midget and a really good looking guy. Two and a half Men. You can find d it on Urban Dictionary. I just never imagined I'd experience one.

by The¥/ May 11, 2023

I don't give two and a half shits

You really, REALLY don't care about what someone just told you.

Brody: Hey, I just found this really funny video I wanna show you, it's about this-

Ryan: I don't GIVE two and a half shits, alright?!

by MCGONN June 17, 2009

I don't give two and a half shits

Combining a reference to two and a half men and the fact that you care so little about what the other person's saying.

-Hey, guess what I was doing last night?
-You know what? I don't give two and a half shits!

by Deathgleaner May 24, 2010

twenty-two and a half

an undeterminted amount of time. example: "I will be back in twenty-two and a half..." That means you will be back but it could be in 22 minutes or 22 days... the answer is unlimited. finally we have a word that means this... for god sake use it!

"i will be back in twenty-two and a half"
"okay..."

by Wind talker of the aborigines April 1, 2005