Twitter

A virtual daycare for maladjusted adults.

A place where people think they are getting properly informed, which is a hubristic joke.

It is impossible to have anything substantive in 280 characters.

Person 1: Did you see the news about Syria on Twitter?

Person 2: "News" on Twitter? Was that a joke?

Person 1: Well I'm verified so if you think that I don't know what I'm talking about, you're the one that's mistaken. I have 589k followers who listen to what I have to say. I'm verified and have never lost an argument of Reddit.

Person 2: Jesus Christ, when was the last time you read a textbook?

by James R Clobum April 30, 2020

Twitter

People screaming at each other.

Twitter is just people screaming at each other.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh June 25, 2022

Twitter

A social media website consisting largely of trolls, slacktivists, mentally ill, cyberstalkers and groomers.

You can make many friends on Twitter but unfortunately they're fake friends.

by AnonDoxy July 9, 2018

twitterate

Adj. Literate in Twitter-speak; able to use Twitter.

Doug: Hey man, did you see my last tweet?
Tom: Nah, sorry dude, I'm still not twitterate.

by UD Phwoar July 26, 2011

Twitter

The root of all evil

Person 1: What did you do this morning
Person 2: Logged into Twitter
Person 1: That sucks man, I'm sorry.

by TodTod June 1, 2021

Twitter

hell

"Hey! Did you know I use Twitter?"
"Yes, Jerry. I know you're a degenerate of the internet."
"*GASP*. How dare you??? I'm going to get a hashtag trending now! #CancelBob!!!"

by GThei March 10, 2021

Twitter

1. A social website for people to stalk other people and celebrities by looking at their photos and seeing what they are doing at all times.
2. A place for losers with no outside social life who tweet every event of their lives so people will follow them.
3. A place for celebrities to boast about their lives while they are drunk.
4. A place for politicians to gain supporters.

I just posted a tweet on Twitter, I took my 170385th dump today!

by MoFraker November 13, 2011