Old Twitterfingers

A onetime popular nickname for the Crime Candidate, AKA the Orange Whale, when Twitter was Twitter and tweeting was tweeting.

Now that Twitter has been rebranded as “X” by the Muskman, we must all put our heads together and come up with another equally catchy nickname for Old Twitterfingers.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 24, 2023

twitteritis

A term describing a not-so-rare messaging condition linked to the use of twitter, a micro blogging technology. The condition arises when one becomes diseased with sharing every aspect of what they are doing all the time, everywhere.

Twitteritis can be identified by overuse of twitter.com - when someone is brushing their hair - they rush to their browser to twitter that they are brushing their hair or to share that they are petting their cat, scooping ice cream...

by Lorrie Thomas December 30, 2008

twittertit

A person who uses twitter to broadcast shit to the world no one cares about.

Fuck, that guy is a twittertit. He is telling the world about which movie he is going to see.

by tweetertit December 26, 2009

Twitterite

A person who cant last more than a few minutes with out checking twitter.

Dave twitters every hour and has been diagnosed as a serious Twitterite!

by Boozewatch.com.au July 2, 2009

Twitterbit

The clitoris. The love-button.

He opened wider my hairy slit,
And tongued my rigid twitterbit,
I moaned and jerked in ecstasy,
As he slowly sucked the spunk from me.

by windsostrange September 13, 2011

Twitterfied

Ususally refered to a Texan who is unusually unTexan and hopped on on Mc'Donalds beef tallow.

Twitterfied fucktards singin in tha rain

by Sniggins May 8, 2003

Twitterbitch

One who reveals other peoples secrets via social networking sites, such as Twitter.

girlywhirly12: (a.k.a. a twitterbitch)
Remember the whole scandal between Lexi and Evan? Well, it turns out they got together last night at Tabby, a.k.a. Evan's girlfriends, party last night. What a whore!
7:43 PM May 30th from txt

by laurelfloral June 4, 2009