Twatsmack

The female equivalent to cockblock

When you're out with your girls, there is always one who will twatsmack you from getting laid

by imjmieslv72 December 16, 2017

TweetSlacking

Failing to post a tweet on twitter for extended period of time

where did she disappear to she hasn't posted on twitter for days, she usually posts a tweet every freakin hour! She's totally tweetslacking. Yea she is a tweetslacker

by mytomcat June 16, 2010

twatalack

A light-hearted way of telling someone they suck arse, or a way of preventing your insults from sounding too serious.

1. Hey Fuz, you know you really are a complete twatalack.
2. I really hope you die in a horrible accident, you twatalack.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003

titsack

Either A. When a woman has, instead of breasts, a large scrotum filled with two testicles on her chest, or B. when a male has, instead of a scrotum and testicles, tits.

Look at that chicks chest, it's so wrinkly you'd think she has a titsack.

by Poor man's man July 25, 2010

Twitback

To ejaculate on a woman's trampstamp

"..sounds like what I would call creaming on a trampstamp...

... I TWITBACK'D THAT HO"

by primatage March 14, 2009

textslack

A person who is bad at texting and often replies after a long period of time.
This is usually referring to a guy or a girl that isn't a good texter, especially when it comes to quick responses.

"Dude! Your such a 'textslacker' !"

- "Sorry man"

by Mr. Memmy October 17, 2017

twatalack

a gd way of telling some one they are a fuker. usually it will not be recieved with a return beating (if guy) or bitchin (stupid fuking whores)

"jack is a twatalack because when he suked my cok he did not lick up my jiz"

by fuz March 5, 2003