Twinkling

Twinkling is a business term for when an employee has stressed themselves out so badly that their sphincter begins to clamp spasmodically and they can no longer focus on the task at hand.

"Have you seen Joe today? What his problem?"

"His project added another week delay, he was so mad in the meeting he started twinkling then stormed out the room."

by Shutin April 21, 2005

twinking

When you place a Twinkie on somebody's porch, ring their doorbell, and hide to see their reaction.

"Dude I heard you went twinking last night, how was it?"

"You should have been there. He picked it up and looked around for like five minutes before going back inside. Priceless!"

by twinkersferdayz February 9, 2012

Twinking

As to sticking a twinkie up someones (or you own) anus...

Steve likes to go twinking on Sundays

by ketfofet1212 July 31, 2008

Twinking

To demand payment up front and not perform the action or service payed for; to scam

"Hey man this guy's totally twinking me"
"How's that bro"
"I payed to have an album cover designed but it's been three months And I haven't heard from him"

by Handelbars August 12, 2019

twinking

The act of matching, like twinkies match.

"Kate, you and me are twinking today!"

by Little Rabbit January 4, 2008

Twinklings

A relationship between a two people that isn't directly dating but the relationship is more than just friends. Neither one are boyfriend/girlfriend but are friends with an attraction towards each other

Those darling twinklings were sitting and enjoying each other's company, yet neither would admit their feelings towards the other.

by Cat's Craddle June 19, 2016

Twinking

When some is looking really good that you don't have a word to describe them

Or when your flirting with someone who you want to get with

" my bae is twinking in that dress"

" you two are already twinking, you should get together"

by Kialv03 January 7, 2018