Twiddley dick

A penis that is likely to snap during intermate moments

It was at a crucial moment during sex that James herd a snap from his twiddley dick

by Absolute belta October 10, 2016

dick twiddler

one who twiddles dicks with their fingers... usually dudes. a step above "faggot" but below "cock mongrol"

putersnatch is such a dick twiddler, thats all he does--twiddle dicks with his thumbs.

by Rob Maids November 17, 2006

twiddledick

a male who plays and fidgets with his penis a lot. Perhaps unaware and out of habit.

My uncle is such a twiddledick...he keeps playing with his thang even though we are at Grandma's house!

by Nikki6 March 15, 2009

twiddledickin

constantly distracted and/or slacking off

“Man stop twiddledickin and get back to work.”

by Smokey Jr August 10, 2024

twiddledinky

What little children call there penises.

"This girl just saw my twiddledinky, she said it was nice for a 3 year old."

by Sha NiQue September 2, 2011

Tiddledicking

When a gay man goes out looking for dick.

Oh Steve, he's going tiddledicking tonight bro.

by Dick cheese mcgee 7797 November 8, 2019

Twiddledink

A very small penis

Yeah I heard Marcus has a twiddledink, I don't think I'm gonna sleep with him.

by WhenHeNut August 7, 2022