Tweaker time

When you're high on methamphetamine and you think only a short time has passed but it has been hours.

He's always late picking me up, he's running on tweaker time.

by Jamie Jane September 25, 2017

Tweaker Peekin

The act of peeking out of blinds or curtains in a rapid and deliberately inconspicuous fashion, consistent with the effects of methamphetamine, under duress of extreme paranoia that one is being surveilled. In extreme cases this phenomena can last days on end, and typically worsens with increasing sleep deprivation.

"Dude did you hear someone outside?"
*Tweeker Peeks*
"Shit! You're right!"
*Tweaker Peeks again*
"OH FUCK. OH FUCK. THEY'RE WATCHING."
"What the fuck are we gonna do?!"
*Tweaker Peeks again*
"DUDE THEY'RE LOOKING RIGHT AT US!"

*Tweakers go to a different window*
"Are you seeing that red LED across the street?"
*Tweaker Peekin*
"Fuck! It must be video camera!"
"OH FUCK. WE'RE FUCKED."
*Saga continues for days*

by Zookeep January 16, 2011

tweaker pad

A place, usually an apartment or house, inhabited by methamphetamine users.

Livin' in a tweaker pad.

by Beezli January 1, 2009

tweaker

An extremely overly paranoid individual usuallly high on meth or some other type of stimulant...the person is usuallyvery high strung and easily distracted by most anything.

Man, stop being a tweaker andshard farming there isn't any dope in the carpet i vaccumed..

by N9NA 9MILLAMETA August 12, 2015

tweaker juice

Energy drinks which are frequently consumed in copious quantities by meth fiends.

Of course Ed is spazzy, he's already drank 6 cans of tweaker juice today.

by El Sadado June 17, 2008

tweaker's dozen

A quantity of eleven (11). It comes from the TV show COPS, where the description is a dozen minus the one that the tweaker kept for himself. Usually in reference to ounces of drugs.

The drug dealer showed up with a tweaker's dozen of meth. His behavior made it obvious where the other ounce of meth was.

by Narfmaster July 5, 2008

Tweakerrific

Used to describe your amazing time or high you're having (or had) while indulging in your upper of choice. Or you could use it to describe how great you think your upper of choice is.

McDonalds coffee is good, but Dunkin' Donuts coffee is tweakerrific! i swear to god they put cocaine and/or meth in it!

by Jared370Z March 20, 2011