Twattoo

A tattoo that makes its owner look like a bit of a tawt.

What on earth possessed you to get that twattoo on your face?

by rog--uk October 30, 2011

Twattoo

A particularly bad tattoo that is often a result of a poorly made, inebriated decision, friends with a jar of Indian Ink and a needle or just plain good ol' white trash accessorizing.

"Dude, check out the twattoo on that guy! He must have been pissed!" (both meanings of the word)

by Brad Nails September 6, 2013

twattoo

The result of prolonged or vigarous cunnilingus, a "V" mark/indentation on your face.

"What is that mark on your face?"

"I just finished cunnilingus on my girlfriend, thats a twattoo"

by olive man July 3, 2014

twattoo

A tattoo that makes everyone who sees it think, "God, what a twat."

"Did you see that twattoo that Jodie Marsh let the readers of Bizarre Magazine choose for her?"

by Alomiakoda July 25, 2007

twattoo

A tattoo on an otherwise ordinary vagina.

She went and got a twattoo today, and it resembles a flower on acid.

by StealthyVex August 9, 2012

Twattoo

A tattoo which is indicative of twattishness either in form, wording, design or placement.

"I just got a tattoo. It's Cheryl Coles face, on my neck."
" that's not a tattoo. It's a twattoo. You look like a twat."

by Georgiebass December 23, 2014

Twattoo

Modernized form of the traditional,"trampstamp". Instead of on a woman's lower back, it's located on or very near the vagina.

"Wow, did you see her twattoo? Should probably send Lewis and Clark up in that before messing with it."

by Pratchov June 30, 2025