by STEVIE-O 904 February 21, 2009
Get the twatterrhea mug.While performing oral sex on a female partner who is wearing an outwardly sharp clitoral ring or piercing, a man will give her vaginal pleasure with his tongue while the woman pushes his face towards her pelvis in order to thrust his tongue deeper into her vagina. Then she decides to be a cunt and thrust the poor mans face into her clitoris so that her ring or piercing will cut his forehead. Thus, he will have received the Harry Twatter because of the Harry Potter like scar on his forehead.
Why do you have stitches on your forehead? My girlfriend decided to be a bitch and give me the Harry Twatter.
by harrytwatter123 July 31, 2011
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by Oli Chard January 25, 2009
Get the Pre Twattery mug.A twatterpot is someone who rages so incredibly hard that they start raging at things not related to the original cause of anger
Bob: Dude I just stomped your ass at Mortal Kombat
George: Man fuck this game! Fuck you! Fuck this I'm moving out too!
Bob: Dude don't be a twatterpot.
George: Man fuck this game! Fuck you! Fuck this I'm moving out too!
Bob: Dude don't be a twatterpot.
by DJ Camel January 9, 2013
Get the Twatterpot mug.a. The analogue of cock-blocking. When someone prevents another girl from getting laid.
b. Can also be used to describe a man swiftly rejecting a woman.
b. Can also be used to describe a man swiftly rejecting a woman.
a. Did you see Bellington totally twatter swatter Raisins last night at the bar?
b. I was on my game last night. I was totally twatter swattering chicks all night until I found the right one to take home.
b. I was on my game last night. I was totally twatter swattering chicks all night until I found the right one to take home.
by thebearjew86 September 17, 2010
Get the twatter swatter mug.Mike: How did it go with that girl last night?
Brian: I was going down on her... and before I knew it, she sprayed her twatter water all over my face.
Brian: I was going down on her... and before I knew it, she sprayed her twatter water all over my face.
by Captain_Howdy December 6, 2009
Get the twatter water mug.A person who meets one or more of the following qualifications:
a) Insufferably annoying person whose personality is more like a terdsicle but whose actions scream twatwaffle and make you want to punch them in the chest. Or nipple area.
b) an individual who resembles a chipmunk and behaves in an extremely socially awkward way; or
c) someone prone to posting faux-modelesque pictures on social media sites, usually posing with a stuffed toy, dorm furniture or a cell-phone-in-the-mirror shot.
a) Insufferably annoying person whose personality is more like a terdsicle but whose actions scream twatwaffle and make you want to punch them in the chest. Or nipple area.
b) an individual who resembles a chipmunk and behaves in an extremely socially awkward way; or
c) someone prone to posting faux-modelesque pictures on social media sites, usually posing with a stuffed toy, dorm furniture or a cell-phone-in-the-mirror shot.
Angie is SUCH a twatterdnipplewaffle, she insists on re-tweeting everything I post on facebook with the words "lolz" next to it.
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Did you see the latest picture Angie posted on her "modeling" website? The one with the picture of her looking like a chipmunk with her favorite eeyore toy? What a twatterdnipplewaffle.
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Did you see the latest picture Angie posted on her "modeling" website? The one with the picture of her looking like a chipmunk with her favorite eeyore toy? What a twatterdnipplewaffle.
by The Trojan Horsie January 29, 2012
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