twatso

A woman who is extremely obese.

At the beach I saw a lot of fat girls, and a lot of obese women. One of the women was a real twatso. She must have weighed 350 pounds.

by Rust John Tommy Rude October 5, 2011

Twatpond

Can be used in a variety of ways:

1) Describing a girl who let's all the guys take a dip (skinny dip)

2) As an exclamation

1) Dude, I was gonna totally hookup with Amy last night, and then Brad told me she was a total Twatpond.

2) Holy Twatpond Batman!

by Elana Read January 11, 2009

Twatmonkey

Seamonkeys crossbred with crabs, they often spread by swinging from clit to clit, leaving a trail of little semen behind, or in your behind.

My mother says her husband is a real twatmonkey!

by Nicholas Gerrier December 2, 2004

twatmonger

A person who is involved with twat in a petty and/or contemptible way.

See also fishorcheesemonger.

Example 1
Person 1: Hey where's Billy?
Person 2: I don't know -- that twatmonger is probably elbow deep in cunt right now.

Example 2
Person 1: So I'm not sure why the girl I'm trying to date is upset with me.
Person 2: Maybe because you're trying to date her but you flirt with her friend who likes you in front of her face.
Person 1: No dude it's cool though because I don't like her friend like that. I just like flirting with her.
Person 2: *Sigh*. Piss off, twatmonger.

by I'm Nice May 5, 2010

twatmonger

A context-sensitive term of either endearment or rebuke.

Coming for a break, twatmonger?
or
Derek, you're such a sausage-fingered twatmonger!

by Bellser June 24, 2006

twatton mouth

someone who's mouth smells like a twat.

Ew, that guy must have been with a lot of whores cause his breath smells like he has twatton mouth.

by laquita wilson January 13, 2009

Twatsoracle

A twat of such epic proportions the world itself shudders at its reckoning.

My roommate and his twatsoracle of complaints make me want to sew his mouth closed.

He is such a twatsoracle that I can't stand to be around him.

by Le Awesomeness AKA Dr. Random December 3, 2010