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twatsack

1. A person who is such a massive twat that they more accurately ressemble a big, quivvering sack of twats.

2. A womans pants.
1. 'What's happened Tom? I thought you and Claire were talking again?'
'Well thats right, we were. Until, that was, she unintentionally reminded me of what a complete fucking twatsack she really is.'

2. 'I tell you what Tim, have you got any babywipes? I've been stomping so hard in that sweaty mosh I really should have planned ahead and brought some clean twatsacks with me. They're kicking out right offensive mate.'
by doombadger April 26, 2010
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Twatknackered

One who has been knackered by Twat.

Had enough of relationships (usually with females) due to their annoying behaviour and no longer can be bothered to play the relationships game.

To have been broken by a woman and no longer desire a relationship or encounter.
Man, I'm totally twatknackered, I aint into having a girlfriend at the moment. They're just too much trouble.
by Twatknackered March 31, 2010
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twassack

Like wassack but was formed in northern ireland,i misheard a friend and i thought he said twassack.
A moron,who cannot do anything to his or hers own mental capacity.
you:is this how you do it?
me:Jesus you complete and utter twassak.
by chris armstrong May 3, 2005
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twatpacker

Dear twatpackers, here's the deal - if you refuse to pay more than $10 for a room don't complain when it's not very nice.
by U8IK December 20, 2009
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Thicky Twatknackers

When a stupid idiot mugs you off when they are in the wrong!
Oh, that thicky Twatknackers just cut me up AND gave me the bird.
by Mummysueandfleurytoo May 3, 2016
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Twat Smack

I heard that Larry likes being twat smacked by Becky.

Twat smacking has added a new spark of romance to a dying relationship.
by Java Shark March 16, 2015
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Twatsticka

A German Tampon......comes from the German word "Swastika".
Misses Paushoffer purchased a package of twatstickas for her coming menstrual cycle.
by Maxwell September 27, 2003
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