Twaterati

Collective term for the twat subculture present in today's society. Coined from the word Glitterati.

Twaterati can also include other low intellect groups such as Chavs, Rednecks, Skangers & Hicks etc.

Anyone who sends text messages to TwatTV shows like 'Big Brother' and 'Celebrity Love Island' is a member of the twaterati.

The peasant underclass who have no mind of their own and follow the hype presented by the media into the cult of Z-list celebrity.

Hey, did you watch Big Brother last night?
No dude, that show's only for the twaterati!

by Moofer May 18, 2005

Twatracket

A small Vagina shaped device used to swat away weird children with bad taste in television programmes.

Oh no, some prick just turned house on, hand me the Twatracket

I Twatracketed this figalo the other day, you shoulda' seen him cry!

by BOOOTHY July 23, 2009

twatwattle

Vagina mudflaps that hang like turkey wattle. Hence, twatwaddle.

Bro, I couldn't find her clit for shit last night. It was buried under all that twatwattle!

by PantherNY January 2, 2011

twat rat

good old 'that time of the month' replacement for your cock.

not tonight the twat rat has beaten you to it.

by Fat Matt October 24, 2003

twatrash

can be used as a noun or as part of a simile

"fook off twatrash i'm busy"

"god that person whos following me round the club is harder to get rid of than a twatrash"

by Midnight Miss Suki September 3, 2004

Twatbat

A small telescopic weapon, usually made of metal, mainly used by chav scum who cant afford knives.

Chav #1: Is you got a knife yet bro?

Chav #2: Nah, I's got this twatbat instead, innit?

(untellable bollocks)

by Danny W April 22, 2006

Twatatized

when you read a definition about twat with another noun at the end & its either so funny or so nasty that yu almost shit!

i was twatatized when i learned what a twatsicle was.

by Ashley Paige September 28, 2006