twater

A pervert who likes to stick his/her nose into one's genitals. Just like you, reading this definition.

Pinnochio was a twater celebrated by females; he manages to provide woman orgasms whilst giving man-whores a hell of a time.

by JNinja January 10, 2012

twater boarding

When a girl is riding your face to the point you can't breathe and you feel like shes going to smother you.

So I was going 69 with this big girl and started freaking out when she laid down all the way and was twater boarding me!

by jconn88 August 27, 2013

Twater-boarding

When eating out a female her vagina covers both your mouth and nose and starts to suffocate you.

Jane likes to use twater-boarding a lot to gain information to thwart terrorist attacks.

by team beersnorkeling October 17, 2010

twater-surfing

The act of a female riding a male to the point the juices come in waves

I waves were so rough I was covered head to foot while she enjoyed her twater-surfing

by Stan-el January 23, 2014

twater-berry

almost like a dingle-berry but coming from the twat

John went down on Jane and found a huge twater-berry

by Jen, Tonya and AAron May 06, 2007

Twater Bottle

Slang term for a douche

Her time of the month came so she told her baby daddy to grab her a couple Twater Bottles at the dollar tree on the way tback from seein his P.o.

by BitchDatty April 13, 2019

Bottled twater

Water that can be found for sale in grocery stores that is virtually indistinguishable from actual tap water.

I don't know why you waste your money on that bottled twater its the same thing.

My kid came home with a case of bottled twater so had to remind him how close he is to 18 years old and by the way he looked at me I don't think he knew what I was getting at.

by sillysilverswag January 14, 2018