Twater

The odiferously offensive green liquid that oozes from an ambiotic sac during or after birth.

Can you wash my scrub top? It's covered in twater.

by thisguy67679887 July 1, 2008

twater

Term used for a glass of water with a splash of tea.

Water with a bit of tea to change the color.

At the restaurant I ordered a glass of twater.

by Sparkle2009 March 26, 2016

Twater

That thin, watery pre-squirt that leaks out of a ketchup bottle before the real load of ketchup arrives. Warm-up drizzle. The condiment equivalent of pre-cum — unwanted, messy, and guaranteed to ruin the mood (and your fries).

“Bro, I squeezed too hard and got twater all over my burger. Felt like the bottle just nutted disappointment on my plate.”

by Gaweezinack69 October 12, 2025

twater boarding

When a girl is riding your face to the point you can't breathe and you feel like shes going to smother you.

So I was going 69 with this big girl and started freaking out when she laid down all the way and was twater boarding me!

by jconn88 August 26, 2013

Twater-boarding

When eating out a female her vagina covers both your mouth and nose and starts to suffocate you.

Jane likes to use twater-boarding a lot to gain information to thwart terrorist attacks.

by team beersnorkeling October 19, 2010

twater-surfing

The act of a female riding a male to the point the juices come in waves

I waves were so rough I was covered head to foot while she enjoyed her twater-surfing

by Stan-el January 23, 2014

twater-berry

almost like a dingle-berry but coming from the twat

John went down on Jane and found a huge twater-berry

by Jen, Tonya and AAron May 24, 2007