twattapult

A move performed in couples figure skating wherein the male skater launches the half-sized female skater by the crotch. She is then a fizzing whizbee of violated talent. This typically earns top marks among judges. The twattapult is known in Europe as the "Twebuchet".

"WOW! That twattapult by the Russian skaters just landed them the gold medal!"

by EmnOd February 23, 2010

twatcave

n:
1) Home of Twatman and Robin
2) cavernous quim

"Jo had an enormous twatcave"
"your twatcave is almost as big as your mum's vaginal trench"
"i heard she once fit a whole shopping trolley dog up her twatcave"

by massive bender October 14, 2007

Twatapotamus

A very large, loose twat

ex. That fat chick had a freakin twatapotamus!

by LnkinPrk777 May 3, 2006

Twatapottamus

A girl who is so massively bitchy that she can never contain her cuntosity. She can be any shape or size but makes up for that by being a huge bitch or a Twatapottamus. Do not confuse for a Hippotwattamus

"That bitch is a Twatapottamus."
"Dude,that chick is off the charts hot! What's with the fat hating?"
"It's not her body, it's her level of bitchy. It's now the size of a Twatapottamus."

by deathfordough November 18, 2016

Twatcake

A nasty vag pie or someone with the social desirability of said pie.

Goddamn, what a fucking twatcake.

by Solish December 8, 2004

Twattapotamus

A extremely obese and miserable woman!

That Twattapotamus thinks she controls this whole office! But outside work shes just a worthless fatty who has to buy two tickets to fly coach!

by Ejayz June 10, 2013

Twatapotamous

A hungry hungry bimbo that stalks and attacks unsuspecting females online to ensure her own relativity in the world.

That IG Twatapotamous went all hungry hungry bimbo, because she thought I was after her Mane...

by Sadong Hussain September 14, 2019