twatwaffle

The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. The person who has done it all and done it better than you.

There is this twatwaffle in my anatomy class who won't shut up even though he is obviously an idiot and everyone fucking hates his sputtering face.

by PleasantlyWeird June 18, 2011

twat wad

the little particle of toilet paper that gets left in between the labia of the female anatomy

"Oh my gosh look at the twat wads I left behind my last wipe"

by ALT The #1 Hoe January 3, 2009

twatwaffling

(Verb). To utter words of such steaming excrement, it is hard to believe any mammal produced them.

I couldn't listen to the entire speech. His twatwaffling was severe.

by Pinkie_Flamingo June 20, 2016

twatwaffle

watwaffle (twat-wah-full):
n.1 An elitist; someone unaware of their own limitations and highly critical of others.
n.2 A general prick. See: douchebag, n00b.
v.1 To ban; to totally pwn.

"That Tom Cruise is such a twatwaffle."
or...
"I was twatwaffled by @Blue-Six....it hurt, a lot."

by Binary Cobalt Hanakari July 26, 2005

twatbadger

the ultimate insult, often used by penguins in cartoons.

Jeff the penguin: i forgot your birthday
Bob the penguin: you twatbadger

by Bob Fulstow October 30, 2004

twatward

(adv) In the direction of or towards the female pudenda, often in an effort to increase vaginal proximity.

Verily, he thrusted twatward, trying to gain entry.

by Thump! October 31, 2006

twatwaffle

Another way of calling someone stupid, a bitch, and idiot, or annoying.

Matt Horanzy just punched me in the face, what a twatwaffle!

by sorrymatt April 25, 2014