twanger

One who twangs, masturbator, jerk-off, wanker.

"Look at that guy there driving a Beetle."
"Heh, what a twanger."

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

twanger

A small instrument made from an egg box, or empty tissue box with elastic bands as used and made by the cast of 'Rainbow'

I used my twanger in orchestra practise last night.

by Cecilia February 12, 2004

Wangover

Feeling tired after being kept up all night having sex.

Dude, I am so tired after porking all night. I have a real wangover

by swellyeah November 25, 2009

wangover

Post self-abuse anguish. The feeling of guilt, regret and self-loathing immediately after masturbation. Combination of 'wank' and 'hangover'.

"Oh, no, I've got such a wangover. I swear I'll never do it again!"

by 7kev7 November 13, 2007

wangover

when you can no longer perform sexually. usually after multiple orgasms. you have lost your wangitude.

I've jacked off to internet porn so much, I now have a wangover.

by lilill May 1, 2006

wangover

When you sleep with an asian man with a tiny penis and have remorse about it the following morning.

girl "oh man.."
roommate "what's wrong Shirley?"
girl "I have a really bad wangover..."
roommate "I told you, you'd regret it!"

by 421jumpstreet January 26, 2017

muffin Twanger

when you shove your dick in a pigeon or any kind of bird

" Im a Muffin Twanger"

by devilish Tom Stein February 19, 2009