twatbook

an adult erotic publication, containing graphic images of consenting ladies private parts. Often found on the top shelf of your local newsagents

yer wanna see my twatbook collection. Over 2000 copies of razzle,men only and club

by Zank Frappa May 8, 2008

twatberry

1. A Blackberry or data device kept inside a vagina by a female obsessed with sending text/e-mail messages.
2. A female who is obsessed with sending messages on her Blackberry.
3. A female who can not help from sending text messages at inappropriate times.

"She e-mailed me on her twatberry"

by L. S May 19, 2008

Twabbing a Quab

When a seal is banging you and you poop out a baby. then the seal hits it in the head with a shovel, then hits you in the head with a shovel for being a stupid human. Then continues to bang you and when it is done poops in/on you.

The opposite of quabbing a twab.

When the seal came to the zoo he was twabbing a quab.

by 8mileistheshit October 11, 2010

twatbagel

A derogatory term used at UCSB.

Student 1: I'm going to go play WOW guys.
Student 2: Tony, your are such a twatbagel.

by Jewish Tree August 12, 2009

twatbastard

Being both a twat and a bastard.

Thanks for handcuffing me to that lampost, you twatbastards.

by eifion January 1, 2004

twah

one who is of the hipster variety, uses words like eloquent grunts of superiority.

wow what a twah! or "I eat a strictly vegan diieet." (last word exaggerated)

by kidinthehall January 10, 2011

twabblies

Boobies of the female variety.

"Hey Glasses."
"Hey Twabblies."

by roquet February 12, 2007