astro.tuts

astro.tuts is a person who simps for a fucking dog from animal crossing
And simps for there friends on discord for short they need help <3

Random person:hey astro.tuts who do u simp for?
astro.tuts:haha well...

by Idkbutburntriceisthebest August 5, 2021

king tuts tomb

when you cover your entire arm in toilet paper, and then put it up your ass.

Steven was ready to perform King Tuts Tomb on himself while his girlfriend watched.

by stinkysan July 31, 2025

King Tut's Curse

The act of wrapping your penis in toilet paper before pleasuring yourself. Mummifying your member in this manner prevents you from spilling baby batter all over your keyboard.

Some people like to spill their seed in a sock, but I prefer a good ol' fashioned King Tut's Curse.

by SeñorPotatoFace August 4, 2016

tutski

A little pinch, or a hit of either cocaine or pots.

Tutski?
Tootski?
Bro I dont fart.

by Mats McConelly September 26, 2014

Tutsi-ed all up and down

To be hacked to death with a machete. Bonus points if you die in central Africa.

800,000 brothas and sistas got Tutsi-ed all up and down in 1994.

by Con Dheadle July 22, 2010

tutsoon

Offensive, derogatory word for African Americans. Commonly used by Italian Americans in Chicago

That tutsoon had his ass beat by the cops.

by nonwhiteitaliano March 25, 2010

tutsoon

Italian slang for "nigger."

The media pander to the "politically correct"; now, every movie and TV show has to be stuck with a cunt, a spic, and a tutsoon.

by Correct Entry February 20, 2011