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Turtleing

A sex move performed on females, where the other participate makes the awkward turtle* with their hands, but closes the fingers over top of each other to create an almost a fist, and turns to a 90 degree angle and proceeds to penetrate the vagina with the fist, while rubbing the clitoris and anus with the thumbs.

*For those who don't know the awkward turtle is made by putting one hand on top of the other, palms facing down with the thumbs pointing out the side, and rotating your thumbs as if they are flippers.
I cant wait to use this new turtleing sex move man!
by louise46 December 10, 2010
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Turtleing

To turn a backpack inside out to trick someone. Causing them to think you cut there shoulder straps off
I was turtleing backpacks all 2nd period
by Dick 33 October 19, 2008
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turtleling

When you get so frightened (male) that your penis shrivels up and nests inside your scrotum/body.
After that beat down, you did some real turtleling there Richard!
by ironwolv July 10, 2016
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Turtleinguis

The art of performing oral sex on a women with a turtle head exposed, also licking the clit then the turtle in back & forth to give the ultimate turtleinguis. The legendry snow turtle is also ideal to finish off with, just ejaculate on the turtle; entice it out the pop it into the vagina and then perform penetrative sex.
SuBo loves Andy to perform Turtleinguis when she is on tour!
by dinkle007 December 7, 2009
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turtleing

Sorry I'm so late, but the kids were turtleing this morning. Or....quit turtleing! I'm ready to go!
by Juliahh August 14, 2006
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turtleing

an overwhelming need to defecate that comes on suddenly. The turd starts to push it's head out like a turtle head.
" I got to go, I'm turtleing"
by Big Finn December 9, 2013
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turtleing

To go on Facebook or other media sites writing sexual private messages while drunk. Looking for new online friends with the sole purpose to flirt and exchange sex messages. Because this is done in a drunken state the browser crawls slowly through pages like a turtle for who they like the look of.
She started on the wine in the afternoon and by the evening she was on the vodka and turtleing, the next day she had no recollection of what she had said and to who!
by Glasstable April 21, 2015
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