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Turtleding

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by EdgyTurtleman June 8, 2021
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turtleing

The act of taking a person's backpack and removing all of the contents, flipping the backpack inside out, placing the contents back inside of the inside out backpack and zipping it shut. The result of this action can only be achieved when a person has stolen the backpack without the owner noticing. The inside-out backpack resembles a turtle, because it looks like a shell and it is hard to unpack. It is looked down upon to have a backpack that is "unturtlable."
Tommy was paying close attention in physics class when Billy stole Tommy's backpack without Tommy noticing. Billy turtled Tommy's backpack and when Tommy finally noticed the turtled backpack at the finale of the class. Everyone laughed and pointed at Tommy. Tommy was bashful but chuckled it off. The next day Tommy turtled Billy's packpack and everyone laughed again. One day the teacher brought in a policeman to stop the act of turtleing. The next day Billy and Tommy turtled the teacher's purse.
by lakesidecreations January 7, 2010
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Turtleing

A sex move performed on females, where the other participate makes the awkward turtle* with their hands, but closes the fingers over top of each other to create an almost a fist, and turns to a 90 degree angle and proceeds to penetrate the vagina with the fist, while rubbing the clitoris and anus with the thumbs.

*For those who don't know the awkward turtle is made by putting one hand on top of the other, palms facing down with the thumbs pointing out the side, and rotating your thumbs as if they are flippers.
I cant wait to use this new turtleing sex move man!
by louise46 December 10, 2010
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Turtleing

To turn a backpack inside out to trick someone. Causing them to think you cut there shoulder straps off
I was turtleing backpacks all 2nd period
by Dick 33 October 19, 2008
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turtleling

When you get so frightened (male) that your penis shrivels up and nests inside your scrotum/body.
After that beat down, you did some real turtleling there Richard!
by ironwolv July 10, 2016
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turtleophagus

this is what we call brayden when he doesn’t answer the fantastic izabella jorja bishop
dw braydens just being a turtleophagus
by dickalophagus May 18, 2020
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Turtleinguis

The art of performing oral sex on a women with a turtle head exposed, also licking the clit then the turtle in back & forth to give the ultimate turtleinguis. The legendry snow turtle is also ideal to finish off with, just ejaculate on the turtle; entice it out the pop it into the vagina and then perform penetrative sex.
SuBo loves Andy to perform Turtleinguis when she is on tour!
by dinkle007 December 7, 2009
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