Turtle

magnificent creature

i wanna have sex with Turtle

by fuckmylifekillme March 26, 2020

Turtle

They’re the best little dudes on the planet. People need to start loving my little bros more. Come give them hugs. BUT DONT CRUSH THEM. K thanks that’s my ted talks. Bye.

billy: look at that little turtle over there!!
Camryn: they’re honestly the best people need to start loving them more *rolls eyes**

by imma.salty.frenchfryyyy. April 25, 2019

Turtle

Pennywise's worst enemy

The turtles here hide penny!!!

by Kayleeisdeadinside January 22, 2019

Turtle

A beautiful, awesome girl who is your best friend and is always by your side. Turtles demonstrate excessive cuteness and happiness that fills your heart with joy. They also possess a beautiful ass. Frequently, Turtles have a stupid, short-tempered friend who takes their friendship for granted, but the Turtle forgives him with no remorse because of her angelic heart.

She's not just my best friend. She's my Turtle.

by TechTuna July 17, 2011

Turtle

n. an uncircumcised penis; the head of the penis enclosed in the prepuce

The turtle came out of its shell while I was playing with it.

by Cristal December 10, 2003

Turtle

Unofficial term for the compressor in an air-conditioning system or refrigerator/freezer. Resembles a turtle, usually black and has 4 mounts that resemble legs.

Its hot as hell in here...the repair guy said the turtle overheated and seized up again...

by DieselFag April 18, 2010

Turtle

This term came about through a very popular cartoon of a helmet topping off a pair of boots to signify the veteran with just a short time left in his enlistment and keeping a REALLY low profile, turtle-like, trying to make it out alive. Among VietNam and older veterans a challenge term by which infantrymen recognized each other.

When a veteran infantryman would meet another veteran, the question would be asked: "Are you a turtle?". To which the challenged veteran would have to either reply "You bet your sweet ass I am!" or have to buy the challenging veteran a drink.

Army veteran: "Are you a turtle?"

Marine veteran: "You bet your sweet ass I am".

by 19D4L August 23, 2012