turophobia

n. One who is afraid of Cheese.

Tj is one crazy ass turophobia stricken ginger when you put cheese on his face.

Holy shit... Tj is a turophobe like a mother fucker!!!!

by gag March 27, 2008

UROPHILIAC

a person that get sexual pleasure from getting peed on

"hey that Jony is a UROPHILIAC lets pee o him"

by kid dying in a mini van August 16, 2020

Teaophiliac

/tee"oh-fil"-ee-ac/*
noun
1. a tendency to really enjoy drinking tea;

2. a lover of tea

Betty drinks at least 3 cup of green tea a day, she is a true teaophiliac.

by Teatime Designz September 3, 2016

Europhilia

A degenerative mental state in which a traditional American male/female begins to delve amidst a state of psychological disillusionment regarding the general attractiveness of their current European source of infatuation. Medicinal explanations for the onset of this disorder are relatively unknown despite a vast amount of scientific research. However, two exemplary, young scientists hailing from the campus of Mississippi State University are noted for creating a feasible hypothesis for the causes of this crippling condition,
"The most likely cause of this severe disorder is a degeneration of certain sectors the temporal lobe, which affect decision-making in regards to affection for certain races."- Conrad von Werner(MSU:FLG)
Europhilia is a pressing issue within our modern society, statistics show that we are losing more young American males/females (and precious metals) to this horrid illness daily than HPV/AIDS, cancer, drug abuse, poverty, hunger, and exposure. Please do your part in preventing the spread of this disorder by calling and reporting any new or present cases at: 1-800-EURO-PHILE

"My friend Anna only seems to be attracted to Europeans now, she constantly tells me about her bizarre daydreams of Germans." "Whoah, you should report that she may be a carrier of Europhilia!"

by Jacque Slöshkenheimer February 11, 2010

Tabrophilia

To have an extreme amount of tabs open whilst browsing the internet.

"David.... why do you have so many tabs open?"
David shrugs
"You have a severe case of tabrophilia"

by Chlamydiargh May 29, 2017

tyrophillia

The love of cheese.

See also tyrophagia and tyrophobia

Being a tyrophilliac, married life is becoming rather tedious. I come home from work, exhausted and hungry, and all I want is a piece of fresh stilton. I make my way to the fridge, only to find my husband lying on the kitchen floor, twitching and gurgling "Des...troy..th-the..ch...eeeeese..." Kicking him away, I open the fridge to discover that all my best stilton had been covered in weedkiller and athlete's foot powder. I should have known not to marry a someone with tyrophobia I want a divorce.

by Cup-Sellithaine April 26, 2005

Europhilia

A debilitating mindset of pro-EU fervour where all concept of rationality has been lost in the belief that the EU and further integration of the EU and the Eurozone is the answer to all problems both within and outside the EU and that ' Eurocrats' must be absolved of any democratic control with the belief that they know best, despite the economic wreck that the EU actually is.

I was talking to Jean-Marc yesterday and he thinks that the EU debt problems will be resolved without ECB intervention.

Yeah well Jean-Marc has given up on all rationality and instead has wrapped himself up in pseudo-erotic Europhilia

by The real Bruce Wayne December 15, 2011