turlet

An American dialect variant for toilet. This particular slang word is used most commonly in Indiana, the lower Midwest. However, the area from Philadelphia to the New York City area in the Mid-Atlantic states.

You didn't flush the turlet!

by A Hoosier April 5, 2005

turtz

Someone who shows characteristics that somewhat of a turtle, Including slow, lazy, fat, unattractive, green, shy.

"Rhett in the race was turtz"

"Rhett is uber turtz at life"

by nick bailey May 21, 2007

christy turlington

Christy Turlington is one of the most beautiful souls to ever walk this Earth. One of the original 'Supermodels' of the 1990's (along with Linda Evangelista, Cindy Crawford, Naomi Campbell, Stephanie Seymour and Kate Moss) she has graced over 500 magazine covers, numerous music videos, and demonstrated to the world that a career in fashion modeling need not lead to drug abuse, sexual promiscuity, scandal or self-destruction. By all accounts Christy Turlington is a loving mother (to daughter Grace and son Finn), wife (to filmmaker/actor Edward Burns) and advocate of spiritual awareness (born a Catholic she's also become a voice for Yoga) and social betterment (giving time and energy for many social issues beside friend Bono of U2). She's a joy and an inspiration to millions of fans and admirers, and typifies both beauty on the outside and beauty on the inside.

"She is a spiritus mundi, a soul spun of stardust, but it's what's inside that shines. She's a real Christy Turlington."

by tabula rasa October 28, 2006

snapping turla

Pelvic floor muscles inside the vagina clamping down or snapping on a penis like a snapping turtle.

My snapping turla clamped down right when he thought it was safe to pull out.

by Misshoo November 27, 2022

Turlet

Toilet, the john, the crapper

I can't seem to get away from the turlet today.

by alphachimp October 11, 2003

turdzilla

A poop coming from human excretion in a public restroom that is so large and mighty in size, the owner cannot flush it in order for at least one other person to gaze upon it and bask in all its glory.

That turdzilla i left in the old peoples home was so huge the next person to see might be afraid it will attack

by rgloc February 19, 2009

turzle

Turlet (toilet) with an ebonics twist.

Pull over, I gotta go turzle. After our visit to the Mexican restaurant tonight, I'll be doin' some serious turzlin' tomarrow!

by sluggoskin March 20, 2007