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Turkeying

The act of when someone goes to give you a high five, instead of slapping their hand, form a fist, stick your thumb out, and hit their open palm with the bottom of your hand (the part of your fist opposite your thumb sticking out) then proceed to wiggle your thumb while your hand is on their palm, saying "gobble gobble gobble."
Thus forming a turkey to thwart their efforts of slappin' five.
Jack: So I went to high five Matt, but he ended up turkeying me.
Megan: What a douche.
by AustinTsunami January 20, 2009
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TurkeyDinosaur

the absolute god of a staff member who once roamed streets of shitcade, we all must stan him and worship all day long.
TurkeyDinosaur is my idol
by notdelno July 24, 2020
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Turkeyfresh

A word to express your feeling on how cool something is.
Bob: "This car is so awesome!"
You: "Yeah, it's so turkeyfresh."
by John Wardley June 24, 2011
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Turkeyfested

1. To be in a state of extreme intoxication and exhaustion due to participation and/or attendance of the annual Cuero Turkeyfest in Cuero, TX.

2. To have partied for so long and so hard as to cause a complete loss of fine motor skills and one's ability to speak while enjoying the festivities at the Cuero Turkeyfest.
Bill, "That dude is passed out under the beer booth!"

Jeff, "He got Turkeyfested!"
by trkerazr August 23, 2011
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Turkeyjerking

When one feels so utterly alone on Thanksgiving that they decide to masturbate using their tears while consuming copious amounts of Thanksgiving delicacies and watching Charlie Brown Thanksgiving on the Hallmark channel.
“I heard Bill’s friends and family did not visit him on Thanksgiving like they were planning to... I’m sure he was off turkeyjerking his sorrows away”.
by Lasagna4one November 22, 2018
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turkeyneck

The shaft of an old, wrinkled penis
That cunt refused to suck my turkeyneck, which was as purple as an iris
by The Phantom August 4, 2003
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TurkeyPipe

A slang made up by a group of kids from Erie, Michigan.
The word has no real meaning but is used more for code within the group.

TurkeyPipe- Means whatever you want it to mean as long as everyone in the group knows what your referring it to.
"I wish i could go TurkeyPipe some cabbage right now"
"Who wants to go TurkeyPipe at Shelbys house right now?"
"TurkeyPipe"
by The Turkey Man. April 14, 2010
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