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turkey legs

A group of Cognac swilling folk who come into a bar right before last call and of course dont tip.
Upon arrival you may hear a bartender say "Oh man, I didnt order any turkey legs!"
by Oilclerk December 5, 2011
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turkey leg

a big fat blunt that is rolled so that it is skinny on one side and has a big bulge on the other end, resembling a turkey's leg
hey paul, roll us a big fat turkey leg so we can get stoned
by bolanos June 20, 2007
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turkey-leg

The persona exemplified by conservatism and backwoods bravado. This character can be found in any part of the world and the term defines all manner of sins including eating giant turkey legs at the county fair, wearing tall tube socks with very short denim shorts, and drinking Stag or Pabst Blue Ribbon beers. Can be used in both adjective or a noun form. Synonyms include "hoosier," "hick" and "white trash." Founded by Chip Benson after extensive research in middle America.
1. David Spade's character in the movie, "Joe Dirt" is a turkey-leg.
2. Any man, woman or child with mullet is a turkey-leg.
3. A person who owns a 1997 Camaro, Firebird or Mustang and follows Nascar avidly is a turkey-leg.
4. Any woman with dark roots, blonde hair, smoker's cough and a cigarette pouch coin purse is a turkey-leg.
5. Can often be named "Bubba" or "Angel."
by carjo12683 October 22, 2008
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albuquerque turkey leg

The act of filling a vagina with gravy, dipping a drumstick in it, and eating it.
Your mother and i shared a delicious albuquerque turkey leg together last night.
by blackjiggy January 25, 2011
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Slapping the turkey leg

The act of masturbation while having a hand inserted into your anus
Bigs "Where was Frank last night?"
Biff "Oh Frank was slapping the turkey leg all night."
by The turkey leg of minith Morgu September 2, 2021
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Spanish Turkey Leg

When a man wearing a sombrero rubs a greasy old turkey leg on a woman's breasts, and then proceeds to whack at them with his falace like a pinata.
A few weeks after Thanksgiving, Long John Sanchez gave her a Spanish Turkey Leg.
by Pdiddy15 May 25, 2010
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Pulling My Turkey Leg

“ You are really pulling my turkey leg right now
by corrinao October 11, 2025
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