A game played involving one female and a minimum of two males (more male participants are encouraged for handicapping purposes)and a large turkey baster. Each male is required to ejaculate into a community bowl. Upon the successful containment of the participants' semen, one preselected male uses the turkey baster to suck up a generous portion of the combined semen. The turkey baster operator then inserts the 'business end' of the turkey baster into the female's vagina and pumps out the collected jizz. Nine months later, if a baby is born, a paternity test will reveal the father. If any of the participants are proven to be the father of the child, they lose.
Why does my wife keep so many turkey basters in the house? She doesn't even cook. She keeps telling me the basters are for turkey baster roulette.
by jb3ar November 29, 2007
Get the turkey baster roulette mug.When an extremly hairy man deficates on a small but limber woman, then collects his excrement. Thus a Hungarian Turkey Baster has been preformed.
by The_Administrator December 15, 2010
Get the Hungarian Turkey Baster mug.After days of his wife's pleading to have another child so McGruff would have someone to play with, Jason grabbed a 30-pack out of the fridge, picked up the keys to his tractor, and told his wife to go get a turkey baster baby.
by Mike Payne April 3, 2008
Get the turkey baster baby mug.A game/activity usually played with friends at a bar type environment in which one person comes up with a random object and a place, and the other people involved have to create an inappropriate sexual act, described and titled by the object & place given.
Friend A: (place) Mississippi (object) Motorboat
Friend B: "O.K. a Mississippi Motorboat is when you're getting a blow job from someone with no teeth and as they're sucking on your dick you plug their nose to cause them to try and breath through there mouth, thus making their cheeks slap against your shaft, resembling the sound of a motorboat engine."
Alabama Turkey Baster was the first term coined, hence the name of the game.
Friend B: "O.K. a Mississippi Motorboat is when you're getting a blow job from someone with no teeth and as they're sucking on your dick you plug their nose to cause them to try and breath through there mouth, thus making their cheeks slap against your shaft, resembling the sound of a motorboat engine."
Alabama Turkey Baster was the first term coined, hence the name of the game.
by Dave of DooM September 18, 2011
Get the Alabama Turkey Baster mug.1. To describe how an incredibly ugly girl got pregnant
2. To describe how a clearly homosexual, yet not openly gay, male impregnated a woman.
3. Slang: Artifical Insemination
2. To describe how a clearly homosexual, yet not openly gay, male impregnated a woman.
3. Slang: Artifical Insemination
1. "Girl, do you see how ugly she is? You know damn well she was turkey basted"
2. "Honey, do you see his prada shoes? You better believe that queer turkey basted his hag."
3. Guy: So did you guys go the traditional route of getting her knocked up?
Guy 2: Nah bro-we turkey basted.
2. "Honey, do you see his prada shoes? You better believe that queer turkey basted his hag."
3. Guy: So did you guys go the traditional route of getting her knocked up?
Guy 2: Nah bro-we turkey basted.
by JNasty0505 December 30, 2008
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by neologisto July 15, 2011
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