turdscrubber

The active homosexual male.

Chrithtopher ith a turdscrubber.

by scottbo777 May 6, 2008

Turdacious

The act of being a turd.

Man, Peter is so turdacious sometimes.

by SimplyRidiculous September 6, 2016

turdsicle

An upward growing pile of shit in a northern outhouse. Also known as a stalagshite.

Unwary squatters are often rudely reminded of the perils of northern outhouses when this icy column rears its ugly head: the dreaded turdsicle.

by Robert Warren September 10, 2008

turdsicle

An upward growing pile of shit in a northern outhouse. Also known as a stalagshite.

Unwary squatters are often rudely reminded of the perils of northern outhouses when this icy column rears its ugly head: the dreaded turdsicle.

by Robert Warren September 9, 2008

Turdback

When you need to take a dump, but you hold it instead. It goes away for a while and when it comes back the urge is stronger than before.

I held it long enough to make it go away but now I've got turdback.

by Steven Schwebel March 31, 2008

Turdface

One with turd on there face.{may or may not have turd on thier face}

You've got turd on your face, you turdface.

by Trent Ren September 18, 2006

Turdback

When you need to take a dump, but you hold it instead. It goes away for a while and when it comes back the urge is stronger than before.

I held it long enough to make it go away but now I've got turdback.

by Steven Schwebel March 31, 2008