e-turding

When angry people drop nasty conceptual bombs in social media realms.

She takes regular digital shits by e-turding whenever she gets a moment.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019

dog turdin’ it

When you figuratively shit wherever you want, like an unleashed dog, primarily because you don’t give a shit about the outcome.

I came to a point at that job that I was just dog turdin’ it ‘cause I knew I was going to be fired any day.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

tudinous

A shortened version of the word "pulchritudinous," meaning beautiful or good looking.

Wow Deborah, that sweater looks very tudinous on you today.

by Mrs. Dynamite June 2, 2011

Turding

The act of pushing a turd out of your bootyhole.

“What are you doing?”
“Turding”

by le turd July 22, 2019

river turding

A slang term for the ever popular choice of river rats everywhere: to take a dump in the quickly moving river waters rather than having to dig a shit-hole when nature calls.

My dear, river turding is the most hygienic choice, it’s nature’s perfect toilet and it flushes itself; those downstream may not like it but often they can see ‘em coming!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

high rise turding event

A highly competitive, underground event held after dark in major metropolitan cities during which participants hang their asses off a high rise balcony, endeavoring to take a calculated dump onto the heads of those passing on the street below.

I’m so proud of my youngest son, he took first place in the high rise turding event last weekend and you know advanced applied physics is part of it all.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

turdicorn

The aftermath of deficating upon a strangers forhead and the fecal phalus is stuck in the erect position similar to its cousin the mystical unicorn.

Take it from me buddy, dont 69 with a drunk chick, you might end up with a turdicorn

by Lenny and George April 13, 2010