Triggernut

The feeling/ sentiment you get when you're so confused, you don't really know what to do/say. You're just triggernut.

Joe-"Dude, I eat nails for breakfast."
Tyler-"So what?"
Joe-"...without any MILK!"
Tyler-"Damn.. I'm triggernut right now."

by BDmasta October 31, 2011

Juggernutter

The Juggernaut of all semi-homemade cookies: A peanut butter covered oreo with Reece's Pieces stuck into the peanut butter; the next generation of oreo; the best late-night snack ever.

I was running low on ways to procrastinate from my thesis paper, so when I found that bag of Reece's Pieces, I made like a zillion Juggernutters.

by TheWrangler May 26, 2009

HUGGERNUTS

When a man wears jeans or shorts that are so tight you can see his cocknballs. Usually this results in a nice front and back wedge also known as Moose Knuckles.

"Hey look, it's DJ HUGGERNUTS!"

"Moose Knuckles!"

by DJ HUGGERNUTS October 27, 2009

Juggernutt

The release of an abundance of man juice that is built up when a guy refrains from ejaculating for an extended period of time, at least 2 weeks.

Man, since I got poison ivy on my junk I've had to leave Peter Pan alone, but I'm better now do Jenny is going to get the Juggernutt

by JuiceWilliams4skin May 12, 2015

The Unstoppable Juggernut

"A sexual act in which a female waits legs open while a male on the opposite edge of the room they are in yells "I'm the juggernaut bitch!" And then runs full force into the waiting female's genitals and nuts on impact"

"Last night I performed The Unstoppable Juggernut on my girlfriend"

by Devastator1776 November 1, 2017

Juggernuts

An abnormally large but glorious set of male testicles

Person 1: Holy fuck! What is hanging out of your shorts?!

Person 2: Oh these puppies? They're just my handy dandy juggernuts

Person 1: Sweet Jesus...

by DaCamel,JuliasCeasar,JoeGizzle May 29, 2010

Tuggernaut

Someone who can not be stopped from excessively masturbating.

Alan: Yo last night I spotted everyone for beer and no one threw me 5s.

Fred: What a bunch of tuggernauts.

by The Tuggernauts January 17, 2012