tufu

a fungus like disease in the toe gotten by inserting ones toe into a vagina

Dan got tufu after a night out with Kathy the prostitute.

by Kyle Marsh October 23, 2007

Idon'tfugginknow

Basically saying "I don't fucking know" really fast. Typically used by either fast talking people or hillbillies. Hillbillies aren't bad tho.

"hey Bob, does your ass know where Cass went?"
"Idon'tfugginknow, Bill. Think I saw her with Joe."

by Whydyoulookthisup u ok bro May 7, 2023

Tufukkinday

The only moment that will satisfy your worn-out patience with some egomaniacal, inconsiderate bastard. IINS. Not tomorrow... Not in 5 minutes... NOW!

Lady, you've asked that poor Starbucks barrista 15 freakin' questions! Do you think you're gonna order something any time tufukkinday???

by George N. Dikarnatzis July 30, 2009

tuffghost

Saying tuffghost is similar to that of tough shit, or tough crap.. just a slight variation on the word.

Ashley : well they dont have all the buckcherry songs
Matt : tuffghost

by Johnny Potatoe June 17, 2006

Tugfuglin

Fucking a girl ugly while she jerking your dick.

Dang man that girl and I were tugfuglin last night.

by AllahCum October 14, 2017

tufunga

a black motherfucker who doesn't wipe his ass and likes a sesh every now and then.

" oh tufunga that boy who got seen getting rim jobs from a girl named chloe "

"how'd you see him ? wasnt it night time "

" yeah but chloe was glowing she's so pasty "

by booooraaaah November 29, 2011

tunug medicine

Tunug medicine is a special kind of medication that when taken, causes you to hallucinate, and see these weird machines called tunugs. This medicine also causes you to hallucinate about a boy called the mattress boy who loves to use weird mattress on people. These mattress can range anywhere from a regular air mattress that is pumped electrically, to a huge air mattress that's electric pump stays on all the time, and vibrates, and makes the person feel weird. People who take a little bit of the tunug medicine have just minor hallucinations. People who take a whole lot of the tunug medicines can have severe SEVERE hallucinations that if bad enough, can be fatal, because it can cause the person's heart rate to speed up, and could cause them to be sent into V-Fib which is an abnormal heart arhythmia in which the heart stops pumping, and just quivers.

1. A few days ago I took a whole lot of that tunug medicine and ended up almost dying from the machine that the mattress boy used on me. I was told to get on these horrible mattresses!!
2. Was one hooked up to a pump with a green light?
3. YES.
4. That's scarey.
5. YES IT IS!!

by 1992peter February 14, 2010