Tucheliban

A coach lining up 5 defenders and 3 defensive midfielders.

Chelsea played tucheliban football against Brentford

by s555 October 18, 2021

tuching

the act of pretending to be drunk to get with drunk women

Harry must have been tuching last night to hook up with all those girls, I didn't see him drink anything all night.

by tuchman1 June 22, 2009

kichen mir en tuchess

NYC Yiddish: Means kiss my ass.

You were rude, kichen mir en tuchess.

by Murray Haldanish October 1, 2019

Thomas Tuchel

The best coach ever, who currently manages Chelsea and is their best coach since Jose. Plays a 3-4-2-1 which is pog.

Did you see the way Chelsea played against Tottenham? Shoulda scored more!
Yeah, its thanks o Thomas Tuchel.

by chelslegend February 19, 2021

tuchus oyfn tish

Pronounced "TOOK-us OY-f'n tish." Many variant spellings. Literally "ass on the table," it's a Yiddish phrase meaning a serious atmosphere for talk or negotiation. Closest US-English equivalents are probably "No BS" or "(Let's get down to) brass tacks." Often used in a tone of exasperation. Generally recommended for use within members of the same sex.

"Elliot, come into the dining room. We need to make travel plans NOW or they won't get done."

"But Uncle Bernie, the game starts in half an hour."

"Plenty of time if you stop fooling around. Cmon: tuchus oyfn tish."

by al-in-chgo December 24, 2013

tuchelized

verb

1. The act of consuming excessive alcoholic servings (a liquid) resulting in accelerated aging and physical metamorphic transformation
2. A term generally used to summarize a series of bad decisions and regrets from a previous night

John Doe went out with co-workers and got tuchelized.

by Yampa Country February 8, 2018

Tuchus

Yiddish word for posterior, ass, heiny, tushie, butt, booty, gluteus maximus.

Linda Richman: "Oy vey! Did you see the tuchus on THAT mensch?!"

Al Bernay: "You really are a tuchus-lips, ass-breath."

by cake December 21, 2003