tubesock titties

the elongated, tubular shape that the breasts take on while a female is bent over, riding her partner during intercourse

We were gettin it on, and her tubesock tiities kept smacking me in the face!

by gwenstefani May 25, 2005

hit me again tubesock

a commercial.
with an old man.
and a sock.
and skittles.
old people.
that get hit with socks <3

HIT ME AGAIN TUBESOCK LETS GO!!!

by Wild.With.Intension July 30, 2010

Tucson TubeSock

The process in which a "Tucson TubeSock" is Ejaculating "Gizzing" in your best mates "Friends" sock and then quickly smacking them across the face with the sock full of your man chowder. Being which the Tucson TubeSock

That mutha fucka pissed me off so i grabbed his sock while he was sleepin and gave dat mutha fucka a Tucson TubeSock!

by The Angry Goatmaster January 11, 2009

tubesocking it

When seeing a hot chick u have the urge to crank one out. Thus pulling out a tubesock and shooting it in there

Damn dude look at her!
I know she hot as hell.
Dude im so "tubesocking it" now

by scottywotty May 20, 2010

Tubesock

While often referred to as the type of sock horny men ejaculate into and do stupid things with afterwards (See other Tubesock related articles), it can also be used to insult your fellow man, or woman, by calling them that which is often jizzed into. See example...

Natalie: I feel so good today.
Nex: You're a Tubesock!
Natalie: Go die, fagmouth

by YeurMauther October 25, 2010

Portuguese tubesock

Wrapping a large number of rubber bands around a penis until it is bloated and turning black. Usually very painful and can result in the loss of a penis.

For hazing, we made a freshman give himself a Portuguese tubesock!

by chemist_v August 17, 2010

Tubesock partyhat

When a man cums into a hat and puts it over the head of loved one or recently met stranger.

John: Would you like me to give you the tubesock partyhat?
Crystal: Sorry, I hate having sticky hair.

by Partyhat wearer April 15, 2009