Referring to a particullarly promiscuous female. Jock meaning the male genatalia and tube socks is a reference to the common practice of masterbating with a sock on your penis to avoid a messy clean up
Guy 1:"Dude, Susan looks good, what I would do to hit that!
Guy 2: I'd stay clear here man, from what I've heard she's been on more jocks than tube socks.
Guy 2: I'd stay clear here man, from what I've heard she's been on more jocks than tube socks.
by Samoth Renkei 903 September 25, 2009
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by Jude Fawley March 12, 2008
Get the Watermelons in tube socks mug.When a bare breasted girl bends over and her tits get really long as all the weight falls to the end. It resembles rocks in tube socks held at the top
Yo Brian, one of them bitches that was naked in the hot tub the other night bent over to get her flip flops and her titties hung down like rocks in tube socks. Thought them titties was gonna hit the ground.
by Mill-na July 9, 2009
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