trying

A mix between the act of talking and crying

Tanya: *in shrill whiny voice* Vickkkyyyyyyyy
Vicky: Tanya I told you 5 times now, stop trying!

by Vicks m. m. December 28, 2005

Trying

Something that doesn't matter if the dick is less than 6 inch.

Ask the average women is she would marry a man with a 5 inch. If you're a women and in private the answer will be "No". If you're a man on a youtube channel the answer will more often then not be "no". There are not enough women who answer "yes" for someone with a 5 inch dick to expect to date a women long term or for a lifetime.

It's at that point you realize you have 80% of the men competing for 20% (less than if you assume some of them are lying to delude themselves into believe that there male friends that they aren't willing to fuck or their average dick sons have a chance. Which they don't by the way. They will be second-class citizens for the rest of their lives. Like, living during Jim Crow. They'll be "equal" but separate (inferior).) And they reason this is the case is that dick size is the determining factor of whether or not a relationship works. You fuck an average dick. You will cheat. "Small dick" is synonymous with "bad sex". And all of the other things women like are code words for what they actually care about. Confidence (Is previously having sex with other women). Big Dick Energy (The unearned confidence that comes with having a big dick). Hygiene (Something that doesn't matter if women Aren't going to fuck you), Work ethic (Doesn't Matter if women Aren't going to sleep with you), "Game" (Tricking a women into thinking you have a higher quality than other men so that you fuck them). None of that matters if the end result is temporary success while the woman your with waits around to find a bigger cock. All of this just makes trying pointless and justifies hating people who literally think you are an inferior class of person due to an immutable quality.

by Hym Iam January 5, 2021

Trying

this occurs mostly in my math class, but can be used to direct any situation where there is a struggle to do something

Chris is trying not to be stupid, but he really is

by Orange smegma motha fucka June 7, 2021

Trying

I'm tryin' to forget you
But try as I may
You're still my every thought, dear
Every day

No use tryin' to forget you
'Cause I realize
That I'm tryin' to forget you
With tears in my eyes

And those teardrops only remind me
That I love you more and more
So I'll put my foolish pride behind me
And go knockin', knockin' at your door

And I'll be tryin' to impress you
Hopin' to possess you
Now I know I haven't a chance, dear
There's no denyin'
But you can't blame a fellow for tryin'

And those teardrops only remind me
That I love you more and more
So I'll put my foolish pride behind me
And go knockin', knockin' at your door

And I'll be tryin' to impress you
Hopin' to possess you
Now I know I haven't a chance, dear
There's no denyin'
But you can't blame a fellow for trying

by Death Menace April 17, 2023

Trying

Adjective: someone who constantly tries someone’s patience, I.e. push their buttons

Person one: “I’m trying!”
Person two: “You’re very fucking trying!”

by Iwillpersonallywhack-a-splatyo July 5, 2025

Trying

No I was trying to prevent it but you stupid fucks 'Have A right not to be coerced into making the fucking YouTube video I wanted' don't you motherfucker? 'You can't fucking compel me to speak thus. Meh!'

Hym "And you clearly want to say 'We don't both need to do it.' And there is a lot of 2 foot tall shit rolling around that we don't need either. I'm doing what I'm doing. What I'm trying to do isn't the fucking point here jackass. You likely already know what I want but I don't want to give you too much credit. I'm just doing bigotry. I've decided bigotry so I'm doing that now. It doesn't matter what trying to do. I'll spell it out really slow for you. If school shooting A... Was caused by THIS SPECIFIC THING... Then YOU... Could have STOPPED THAT ONE... Without banning the guns or changing the safety rules... You might not have been able to stop PREVIOUS ones because you didn't know that this was the cause of that... But if you would have identified the cause IN THE WAY THAT I DID.. I did that... There probably would have been fewer OF THEM... AND... THERE ARE THAT NOW, FUCK-FACE! You're welcome! There are less of them now. That shit wasn't YOU. I didn't HAVE to try. I DID it. You don't like how I did it but it's done. You probably could have sucked less and been less obtuse one YOUR end of it motherfucker but it is clear that you missed the point and thought it and you were something it wasn't and you aren't."

by Hym Iam December 5, 2025

Trying

Dialing back a hyperbolic statement and then taking some precautions.

Hym "This doesn't count as trying and you know it. It's a 'coup' or 'insurrection' so farfetched and convoluted that it would only count if it works."

by Hym Iam January 2, 2026