A cult like scientology only instead of worshipping Lord Xenu, they worship Donald Trump as a god. Like Scientology, Trumptology also shares the insanity of power, fear mongering, and suicidal idealisation.
The Russian hackers aided the rise of the Trumptology cult by helping rig the elections. The world is in grave danger.
by superbipolar420 December 17, 2016
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Trump logic may beg an unprofessional question to be asked (or may lead to the defamation of his character; Accordingly, Trump logic effectively discredits its target or ends the conversation).
Trump logic may beg an unprofessional question to be asked (or may lead to the defamation of his character; Accordingly, Trump logic effectively discredits its target or ends the conversation).
Journalist: You were recorded talking about grabbing women by their pussies. Can the American people trust you to respect women and their rights?
Trump: "Listen, nobody respects women more than I do. NOBODY."
Journalist: "What is your position on climate change?"
Trump: "We just can't know for sure that humans are responsible for the changes in weather - or even if there are any changes. Top scientists have shown me cutting edge research, you better believe it."
Journalist: "You won't release your tax documents, your companies have gone through multiple bankruptcies, and you were only able to start your company because your father gave you a 7-figure loan. What makes you 'an exceptional businessman?'"
Trump: "I got a very modest loan - which I repaid in just a couple years - and turned it into bie-yons of dollars."
Journalist: "You have not given us any proof that your assets are worth billions. And if your company really does have billions in assets, does your company also have billions in liabilities?
Trump: "I would not he running for president if my company was failing."
Mom: "You smell like smoke and I found a lighter in your pocket yesterday when I did your laundry. Are you smoking cigarettes??"
Kid: "NO mom - Dad died from lung cancer, I would never risk my life to smoke. Nobody respects their body more than me. NOBODY."
Mom: "YOU WILL NOT use Trumplogic while you live under my roof. You are my son and I do not have to tolerate that kind of bullshit."
Trump: "Listen, nobody respects women more than I do. NOBODY."
Journalist: "What is your position on climate change?"
Trump: "We just can't know for sure that humans are responsible for the changes in weather - or even if there are any changes. Top scientists have shown me cutting edge research, you better believe it."
Journalist: "You won't release your tax documents, your companies have gone through multiple bankruptcies, and you were only able to start your company because your father gave you a 7-figure loan. What makes you 'an exceptional businessman?'"
Trump: "I got a very modest loan - which I repaid in just a couple years - and turned it into bie-yons of dollars."
Journalist: "You have not given us any proof that your assets are worth billions. And if your company really does have billions in assets, does your company also have billions in liabilities?
Trump: "I would not he running for president if my company was failing."
Mom: "You smell like smoke and I found a lighter in your pocket yesterday when I did your laundry. Are you smoking cigarettes??"
Kid: "NO mom - Dad died from lung cancer, I would never risk my life to smoke. Nobody respects their body more than me. NOBODY."
Mom: "YOU WILL NOT use Trumplogic while you live under my roof. You are my son and I do not have to tolerate that kind of bullshit."
by mduchonie1 January 13, 2017
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a person unacquainted with affairs of the world who believes that through blunt, brutish speech one can achieve world domination.
2.
someone who, while unabashedly expressing offensive opinions about others, believes themselves to be irresistably charming.
3.
anyone who's level of narcissism is only exceeded by their over-inflated sense of self worth
4.
a shameless panderer willing to play to the rankest, most base instincts in their fellow citizens in order to garner favor
5.
someone who sincerely believes they have fabulous hair, when it is woefully obvious they do not
a person unacquainted with affairs of the world who believes that through blunt, brutish speech one can achieve world domination.
2.
someone who, while unabashedly expressing offensive opinions about others, believes themselves to be irresistably charming.
3.
anyone who's level of narcissism is only exceeded by their over-inflated sense of self worth
4.
a shameless panderer willing to play to the rankest, most base instincts in their fellow citizens in order to garner favor
5.
someone who sincerely believes they have fabulous hair, when it is woefully obvious they do not
"Can you believe that guy? What a trumplodyte!"
"I could never date a trumplodyte like her."
"Don't trumplodytes know what they like look in a mirror? I'd shave my head..."
"I could never date a trumplodyte like her."
"Don't trumplodytes know what they like look in a mirror? I'd shave my head..."
by Old Ya Ka June 30, 2016
Get the trumplodyte mug.Trumpologist (n) : one whose paid job is to surf social media and forums ridiculing any and all critisism of Donald Trump with the aim of making it look like he has supporters. Origin - Trump Apologist.
by Armegalo January 30, 2017
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Get the Trumpologist mug.Stop beating that poor Mexican with that very expensive stick ! You complete and utter trumplodyte .
by Baldegggeordie January 31, 2017
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ˈtrumpləˌdīt/
noun
a person who hasn't evolved since caveman times, still lives in a cave and ascribes to the brand of backwards social politics promoted by Donald Trump (presidential hopeful for 2016)
a social hermit.
a person who is regarded as being deliberately ignorant or old-fashioned.
troglodytexenophobiamisogynyredneck
ˈtrumpləˌdīt/
noun
a person who hasn't evolved since caveman times, still lives in a cave and ascribes to the brand of backwards social politics promoted by Donald Trump (presidential hopeful for 2016)
a social hermit.
a person who is regarded as being deliberately ignorant or old-fashioned.
troglodytexenophobiamisogynyredneck
Science has not yet proven Trumplodytes as a separate evolutionary species of man, but there is strong evidence based on their 20th century social and political rhetoric.
"Bill's regressive attitude about gender, xenophobic stances and inability in general to control what spews from his mouth pretty much pegs the trumplodyte meter."
"Bill's regressive attitude about gender, xenophobic stances and inability in general to control what spews from his mouth pretty much pegs the trumplodyte meter."
by Konundrummer March 12, 2016
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