TrumpCare

An oxymoron. Trump doesn't care about anything important to you, especially your health.

ME: Hey man, I see your cancer came back.
YOU: Yea. Losing my Obamacare though. Looking forward to TrumpCare.
ME: No he doesn't.

by TheFlashSimiValley May 6, 2017

TrumpCare

The word that makes you cringe whenever you hear it and makes you realize the United States is going to shit.

This word also makes you proud to be a Canadian.

Donald Trump: "TrumpCare will cover everyone for a fraction of the cost"

All News Outlets: "Over 20 million people are expected to lose healthcare with the new bill proposed by the Trump Administration, dubbed 'TrumpCare'".

Canadians: "Trumpcare is fucked, eh? Let's go to Timmies."

by Real Don March 20, 2017

trumpcare

a new healthcare insurance system where you automatically lose your health coverage if you are sick or poor.

I went to the emergency room after the accident, they said, "we can't help you, you've got trumpcare."

by zen velo January 7, 2017

Trumpcare

The best care there is. Not even Obamacare is better.

Tom- I died yesterday
Anna- Did you get Obamacare?
Tom- No, of course not. Only Trumpcare can save me.

by JoenMemes March 20, 2017

trumpcare

TrumpCare: Take two aspirin and call me it the morning.

Hey honey, should I take my TrumpCare in the morning or wait until bedtime?

by flying ScFlyFlFlying Scottsman September 27, 2017