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Trumpcare

Government healthcare program thought up by a group of rich white men posing as politicians that will provide you with enough coverage for a band-aid. Unless of course you are one of the rich.
I went to the E.R. with a severed finger. Having Trumpcare , they reattached it with a band-aid...thankfully I can sew!
by DFThompson March 11, 2017
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1) Obamacare with Trump's name slapped on it with his gold label maker

Or
2) A plan that would only benefit Trump's rich friends in the medical industry that give the Trump Foundation lots of donations and stay in his hotels
Thanks to Trumpcare, I'm living in a new cardboard house because I went in debt trying to pay for cough medicine.
by UndergroundEd42 February 8, 2017
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The antonym to Obamacare which makes everyone healthier, Trumpcare causes everyone to get a virus and become sick.
Our politicians didn't do much and now we all have the coronavirus. I guess that's Trumpcare for you.

Trumpcare, making America sick and dependant.
by Allodian March 17, 2020
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The best care there is. Not even Obamacare is better.
Tom- I died yesterday
Anna- Did you get Obamacare?
Tom- No, of course not. Only Trumpcare can save me.
by JoenMemes March 20, 2017
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TrumpCare: Take two aspirin and call me it the morning.
Hey honey, should I take my TrumpCare in the morning or wait until bedtime?
by flying ScFlyFlFlying Scottsman September 27, 2017
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Trumpcards.com

Trumpcards.com is a web address using the most obvious play on words possible almost probably insuring that The Orange Mercenary-in-Chief has now copyrighted the words Trump, Card, Trumpcard, and Trumpcards.

The most humiliating and empty use of a teaser for a special announcement ever!

A former failed and twice impeached insurrectionist president pushing election denial lies sells online jpeg action figure cosplay cards NFT’s to his cult members for $99.00; thus proving that people over 70 don’t know how the internet actually works

Can you say screen capture, Donny? I knew that you could!!!!!!

This future failed venture was launched to coincide with the capture and extradition of Sam Bankman-Fried crypto currency Ponzi scheme perpetrator; and, Elon Musk banning journalist from Twitter because everyone knows that evil comes in threes.

It’s not ironic; it’s more like heavy handed forced coincidence.
Did you get your Trumpcard NFT’s from Trumpcards.com, yet? They are only $99.00 for pixels that you can screen capture, BUT, each time you buy one you are automatically entered into a sweepstakes to Dine with the Donald!!!!! WHAT A BARGAN!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 16, 2022
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Trumpire

A trumpire is in charge of officiating and enforcing rules and making bad judgments that only serve the 'trumps'.
The term is often shortened to the colloquial form 'trump'. The trumpire works soley for himself and his empire while also serving some elite or members of the 1%.
"Yo Spanky... Are you going to watch the Red Sox play that new baseball team formed by those wall street people today?"

"No... The tickets are $8000 dollars for regular people and the trumpire owns the team and will rig it so the Red Sox lose and then grab your wifes pussy while destroying the country."

"Oh... ok."
by ECHOROCK August 22, 2017
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