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Trumpgate

Can refer to either:
(1) The scandal that is already brewing over how "The Donald" ever got told "you're hired".
(2) Any of the guarded entrances to the yet-to-be-constructed "great wall" between the US and Mexico; construction could get underway a heck of a lot sooner if Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto would just get his ass in gear and agree to **pay for said wall**...
Did it ever occur to ol' Mussed-Up Hair that HE'S brought Trumpgate down upon HIMSELF due to his OWN blind arrogance and insufficient basic logical reasoning?? Hasn't it occurred to him that perhaps one of the main reasons he's having such a difficult time convincing President Nieto to pay for The Wall might be that Mexico simply DOESN'T POSSESS THE MONEY for such a colossal project?!?? Helloooooo --- the very reason that the wall is supposedly needed --- illegal Mexican immigration into the US to obtain employment --- is that so many Mexicans are too poor to sustain themselves in Mexico without supplemental income from the US, and so that indicates that there is ALREADY insufficient capital in Mexico MERELY TO PROVIDE A BASIC LIVING FOR ITS CITIZENS, let alone to provide additional funds to build a huge wall hundreds of miles long!
by QuacksO March 22, 2017
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trumpscale

A rating scale measuring the extent of pitiable ignorance of Trump's tweets and comments.
That one merits a trumpscore of 10 on the trumpscale for sure.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2017
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Trumpcate

He trumpcated all the scientific facts from the climate change report and asserted his own opinions instead.
by SeattleSteveO January 5, 2017
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Trumpcare

Something that should have nener happened because to have Trumpcare,Trump has to actually care about people..and when has that ever happened?
Man,Trumpcare is a scam!
I know!
by Kantelope March 23, 2017
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TrumpCare

The word that makes you cringe whenever you hear it and makes you realize the United States is going to shit.

This word also makes you proud to be a Canadian.
Donald Trump: "TrumpCare will cover everyone for a fraction of the cost"

All News Outlets: "Over 20 million people are expected to lose healthcare with the new bill proposed by the Trump Administration, dubbed 'TrumpCare'".

Canadians: "Trumpcare is fucked, eh? Let's go to Timmies."
by Real Don March 20, 2017
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Trumpmare

A frightening or unpleasant dream involving Donald Trump.
"I had another Trumpmare after falling asleep to Fox News last night"
by Bells of Hell August 9, 2016
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Trumpcation

When you take a Vacation every week.
I have a lot of vacation days left this year so I will take a Trumpcation this week and next week.
by Poop Stain Barney March 18, 2017
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