Australian Slang
Relevant to card games.
A trump is a playing card which is elevated above its usual rank in trick-taking games. Typically, an entire suit is nominated as a trump suit; these cards then outrank all cards of plain (non-trump) suits.
Any sort of action, authority, or policy which automatically prevails over all others.
So, being surprised (or "shitting yourself") made that the immediate prevailing thought above all others.
Relevant to card games.
A trump is a playing card which is elevated above its usual rank in trick-taking games. Typically, an entire suit is nominated as a trump suit; these cards then outrank all cards of plain (non-trump) suits.
Any sort of action, authority, or policy which automatically prevails over all others.
So, being surprised (or "shitting yourself") made that the immediate prevailing thought above all others.
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noun
1. A person considered as having compromised principles in order to align with Donald Trump.
2. A person who engages in trumpstitution.
transitive verb
trumpstituted, trumpstituting, trumpstitutes
1. To compromise ones ethical and moral standards by aligning with Donald Trump.
2. To devote oneself to Donald Trump, especially for personal gain.
noun
1. A person considered as having compromised principles in order to align with Donald Trump.
2. A person who engages in trumpstitution.
transitive verb
trumpstituted, trumpstituting, trumpstitutes
1. To compromise ones ethical and moral standards by aligning with Donald Trump.
2. To devote oneself to Donald Trump, especially for personal gain.
example: Florida senator Marco Rubio once denounced Donald Trump saying that he was a "con artist" and that he was "vulgar", yet despite all the lies, alternate truths and personal attacks Rubio still decided to endorse and support Donald Trump for president which makes him a trumpstitute.
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1 (noun): the act of denying facts
2 (noun): a belief, usually systemic, in something when there is overwhelming evidence to the contrary
3 (interjection): an exclamation used when one observes another contradicting himself or denying facts
4 (verb) usually trumpshitting: to cause someone to be flabbergasted
Etymology: compound word; see trump, shit
Synonym: bullshit
2 (noun): a belief, usually systemic, in something when there is overwhelming evidence to the contrary
3 (interjection): an exclamation used when one observes another contradicting himself or denying facts
4 (verb) usually trumpshitting: to cause someone to be flabbergasted
Etymology: compound word; see trump, shit
Synonym: bullshit
1 This candidate is full of trumpshit.
2 He conned many very uneducated people and got them to buy into his trumpshit.
3 That’s trumpshit, my friend!
4 He won another plurality of votes; you’ve got to be trumpshitting me.
2 He conned many very uneducated people and got them to buy into his trumpshit.
3 That’s trumpshit, my friend!
4 He won another plurality of votes; you’ve got to be trumpshitting me.
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Get the trumpshit mug.When the sublimination of bigotry has profoundly saturated ones own being.
They go "Trumpshit Yeezy"
They go "Trumpshit Yeezy"
Yo that nygga went trumpshit yeezy at the bank today when he noticed the other mans nationality and his account was larger than his own.
by Ialdaboath October 27, 2022
Get the Trumpshit Yeezy mug.A Trumpstitute or Trumpstitution is when a bad comedian runs out of material for their act, so they resort to substituting real comedy by insulting/“roasting” Donald Trump because “ecks dee we h8 Drumpf 10/10 comedy”. This results in a bland and overused horse being beaten well past death.
Some prime examples of this can be seen in the likes of Jimmy Fallon, Saturday Night Live, Jimmy Kimmel, and a number of other late night shows and “comedians”.
Some prime examples of this can be seen in the likes of Jimmy Fallon, Saturday Night Live, Jimmy Kimmel, and a number of other late night shows and “comedians”.
TV Announcer: On the Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, please welcome our guest, Donald Truuuump!
*idiot dressed in shitty trump costume walks on stage*
*Jimmy Fallon slaps table and screeches like a retarded child*
Me, watching TV: Aw fuck, I was hopin for something funny, but I guess it’s just another classic Fallon Trumpstitute. I’m gonna go choke the chicken.
*idiot dressed in shitty trump costume walks on stage*
*Jimmy Fallon slaps table and screeches like a retarded child*
Me, watching TV: Aw fuck, I was hopin for something funny, but I guess it’s just another classic Fallon Trumpstitute. I’m gonna go choke the chicken.
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