Trumpy hair

when your hairline resembles that of trumps

wow jean u have a serous case of Trumpy hair

Trumpy hair by norketra September 22, 2016

Trumpy hair

when your hairline resembles that of trumps

wow jean u have a serous case of Trumpy hair

Trumpy hair by norketra September 22, 2016

junior-trumphair 

A style of hair where the hair is slicked back and greasy looking. Often worn by douchedicks while they are on national television railing against fake news.

His junior-trumphair made him look ridiculous.

junior-trumphair by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

trumpharded 

if your a woman in business class attire, when men touch you they'll get trumpharded

I touched Rachel Welch and got trumpharded

trumpharded by AdomW November 1, 2017