by MackSneale March 7, 2017
Verb. To walk into a crowded, well lit place, carefully lower you trousers and defecate on the floor and then immediately blame someone else for the mess while still wiping your bottom.
Jim: Did you see the Trump Dump that the President just took?
Biff: You mean when he had a number of extra martial affairs with porn stars and then blames his attorney for making the hush money payoffs.
Biff: You mean when he had a number of extra martial affairs with porn stars and then blames his attorney for making the hush money payoffs.
by dgRonbo December 15, 2018
When you walk around telling your buddies that you going to take a dump, a tremendous, big league dump. You go to the bathroom and only fart a bunch.
by cheeseman 2010 November 14, 2016
by Farty McFartface November 12, 2018
Spreading your ass cheeks upon one’s head while taking a shit in smearing it across the front of the head in the form of a toupee
by Shattenberg September 22, 2018
A suspiciously smelly act of dumping all responsibility for saying something idiotic by ignorantly claiming sarcasm, irony, etc.
Jim took a Trump Dump when his wife found out he was referring to her as fatty numnums.
"I took a Trump Dump on the racism claims, and it smelled so bad everybody gave up ."
When Donald tried to take a Trump Dump in English class, Mr. Sanders threw the book at him, literally!
"I took a Trump Dump on the racism claims, and it smelled so bad everybody gave up ."
When Donald tried to take a Trump Dump in English class, Mr. Sanders threw the book at him, literally!
by Muffmaster Jones August 12, 2016
by latinojodido March 22, 2016